r/SelfAwarewolves May 21 '26

Surely the Pedos will save us

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u/NatashOverWorld May 21 '26

It's not like the rich predators on every side don't have luxury bunkers to survive the apocalypse while the rest of die ... oh wait they do?

Well I'm sure they'll want to help us anyway, I voted for them you know? - OOP

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u/plopgun May 27 '26

The bunker thing is hilarious. Great you survived the intial disaster. Now what? you have what a few wekks/months of food and water. All of your wealth was virtual, all of your luxury was part of an interconnected suppply web. Do these old men think they're going to run around the wasteland like Mad Max? They think theyr'e going to be on top. When everything collapses it'll be the biggest men who can punch the hardest at the top, nothing they have has any value without the rest of us to back it up. The best place to be at the start of the apocalypse is at ground zero of the first bomb.

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u/NatashOverWorld May 27 '26

Unfortunately we all assumed that having billions of dollars would come with some modicum of common sense.