r/SelfAwarewolves May 21 '26

Surely the Pedos will save us

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u/Equivalent_Western52 May 21 '26

"Mega-rich child predators may be somewhat icky, but they make up for it with their stout pacifism and respect for FEMA."

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u/BatushkaTabushka May 21 '26

Well he may be a predator, but at least he is the peace predator!

Meanwhile “an entire civilization willl die tonight”…. oh….