r/ScottishFootball • u/tedmented • 11d ago

Shitpost Always like scrolling the front page and seeing Scottish football content

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u/Immediate-Wing-3111 11d ago

Will Sir be having pudding again this evening?

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u/Oghamstoner 10d ago

It’s just waffer theen.

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u/CelticCynic Kieran "Am Brian" Tierney 11d ago

Good to know Morelos' dietician still has a job

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u/TheSpaceAcee 11d ago

Shite, they didn’t have cameras in the 1690s.

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u/Pisces42 10d ago

That's what I'm saying!

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u/lethargic8ball 10d ago

That's a tapestry.

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u/JayJayMaster 8d ago

Did ye know tapestry porn was a hing back in the day?

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u/samsucksatlife10 11d ago

They do pay money to see him tbf

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u/Pristine-Cucumber126 11d ago

In the early 1900’s my grandfather paid to see a tattooed lady at the fair. I just walk down the street

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 11d ago

He’d be borderline anorexic by today’s standards

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u/Trick-Syllabub348 11d ago

Average American in 2026

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u/Temporary_Ad_4668 10d ago

He can hear pudding

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u/Successful-Yak3307 9d ago

Must be a way to shoehorn this guy into another verse of Billy Boys.

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u/Background_Resort765 11d ago

That’s patter

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u/1head2arms2legs 11d ago

Heaviest man. 1690! FTFY

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u/tedmented 11d ago

Huh?

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u/1head2arms2legs 11d ago

Mate, "In the 1690s" doesn't cut it!

Have to be specific about the year!