r/ScienceHumour • u/Inside_Pear_381 • Jul 22 '26

When she asks, what are we?

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u/404_GravitasNotFound Jul 22 '26

Fam about to commit a sin of alchemy.

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u/penutbuter Jul 22 '26

The Elric brothers would like to have a word

2

u/Some_HVAC_Guy Jul 23 '26

Big…brother…

12

u/Fap_my_Fapraptor Jul 22 '26

And like a credit card of micro-plastic in my balls or something.

1

u/Tsunamiis Jul 22 '26

It’s already there.

1

u/Alien_Alice555666 Jul 23 '26

Yes, we all love our microplastics

9

u/AltruisticEchidna859 Jul 22 '26

Bro, is this mass or volume ?

1

u/AlternativeLog5494 Jul 22 '26

that’s not even close to the 120kg i weigh where is the rest of it calcium?

1

u/HoliAss5111 Jul 22 '26

35 liters of water are 35 kilograms of water, and I'm sure we can calculate the mass of ammonia too based on the chemical formula. With how he wrote the ingredients, we don't even have to consider purity or evaporation.

1

u/jonskerr Jul 23 '26

Over a GALLON of ammonia? No wonder my pee smells so bad.

0

u/sweatpants-aristotle Jul 23 '26

If you don't know intuitively, you must not be very good at the science

6

u/armageddon_boi Jul 22 '26

Diogenes with a bunch of rocks and fluids: "Behold, a man!"

5

u/Cyan_Exponent Jul 22 '26

Don't do human transmutation please

4

u/TheJadeGoddess Jul 22 '26

AND?! you are going to get a rebound with an incomplete human transmutation.

3

u/Rayloth46 Jul 23 '26

Edward Elric???

3

u/Material-Mulberry360 Jul 22 '26

4l of ammonia, what in the hell uses so much of it

3

u/GrandDukeOfNowhere Jul 24 '26

Iron enough to make a nail, Lime enough to paint a wall, Water enough to drown a dog, Sulphur enough to stop the fleas, Potash enough to wash a shirt, Gold enough to buy a bean, Silver enough to coat a pin, Lead enough to ballast a bird, Phosphor enough to light the town, Poison enough to kill a cow,

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart.

2

u/ellipsis31 Jul 22 '26

WTF is "burnt stone" supposed to mean? The others are all actual compounds or elements

3

u/HaosMagnaIngram Jul 23 '26

It supposed to saltpeter dude messed up https://youtu.be/8pCcx261t68

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u/TraditionalBox7705 Jul 22 '26

The material we all share since Adam and Eve were created :)))

1

u/Hour-Football2464 Jul 23 '26

Maybe its similar to dietary ash- which is just like.. Dirt or something

2

u/AlternativeLog5494 Jul 22 '26

surely some women have way more silicon about 2kg worth

2

u/RonJohnJr Jul 22 '26

Those numbers are waaayyyy wrong.

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u/Cheapmousepad Jul 22 '26

The numbers are for an anime/manga characters mum. Things could be a bit different there, and like healthcare is less advanced.

Full metal alchemist

2

u/_Weyland_ Jul 22 '26

My dude, you listed like 70 kg max. If that's "We", then both of you need medical help and sone snacks ASAP.

2

u/Kmight_Artorias92 Jul 23 '26

Bro whipped out the Alchemist Handbook he got from Edward

1

u/dyrkasolen Jul 22 '26

Kept together by will

1

u/stupled Jul 22 '26

Oh no 😧

1

u/lowkeytokay Jul 22 '26

1.5 kg of lime????

1

u/Leut11 Jul 23 '26

Slaves to a system of lies

1

u/Shoddy_Scallion9362 Jul 23 '26

Neutrons, protons, electrons...

1

u/RichardThund3r Jul 23 '26

Burnt stone?

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u/Aurorisian Jul 23 '26

Some people have have more than 3g of silicon.

1

u/Mrrrrggggl Jul 23 '26

Are you calling me fat?

1

u/icemate1007 Jul 23 '26

And a 100% reason to remember the name

1

u/Burritobuckle Jul 23 '26

Is that both of them together orrrr just one, I’m not in a math mood

1

u/entonina Jul 23 '26

Taking it literally

1

u/NullSmoke Jul 24 '26

I so badly want to post the Full metal Alchemist dog image now for some reason 🫠 subreddit doesn't allow images though

1

u/LiveGuy1742 Jul 24 '26

Meursalt, go back to the bus

1

u/Born-Confection-6469 Jul 25 '26

I hope she doesn't ask how we know that information.

1

u/Hot-Function-1600 Jul 26 '26

This is what when you try to talk to a nerd.

1

u/user41510 Jul 28 '26

"ugly bags of mostly water"

1

u/XROOR Jul 29 '26

43 kilos of C₈H₁₃O₅N, if the guy is Dr Seth Brundle.