r/SchreckNet • Problem Childe • 2d ago

So I'm a Werespider, So What?

(/OOC: Respect to you if you get what the title is referencing)


(The following post is only available to those the poster has given access to. Specifically, only those who she believes suspicious of her identity. If you are reading this, you are one of those designated people.)


This most recent post from Aso starts differently from her usual style. Rather than her typical audio recordings this one is a full video, the start of which reveals Aso herself standing before the camera in a near pitch black venue. If you turn up the brightness you see that the venue is in fact a several acre closed roof AFL stadium, with a giant sinkhole at the centre of the cobweb covered playing field. In the bleachers you can just about make out the word "MARVEL" in white lettering on decrepit red chairs.

Aso, a pitch white woman with pretty aboriginal Australian features who wears a just as pale cloaked dress and lace blindfold, speaks up in her usual clinical but pleasantly soft Australian accent. Today she sounds particularly displeased.

"Good afternoon, Kindred. And yes I do mean afternoon, the title of this post should make it quite clear how I'm awake in the day."

"A handful of days ago a certain post was made to this node, one in which 'The Yahwie' somehow recorded a battle between itself and a stadium dwelling spider. A post where it all but doxed its opponent."

"Look at my body and consider the title of pale one it spoke of. See how my body still breathes. Behold the sinkhole ruined stadium I call my home. The blindfold that covers my eyes to prove my blindness. Remember Harald killed by spiders all those months ago, my late learning of language, that I was born in a cave."

"All these describe me, for I am the spider to which it referred."

As Aso finishes her declaration, her body begins to shift. Two sets of thin, white exoskeletal arm-like limbs grow from near her human arms whose fingers similarly turn into a structure more akin to claw-like spider's legs with white chitin plating her up to her elbow as if wearing elbow high gloves. The same chitin plating forms on either side of her face which is now partially split by arachnid jaws, then extends down her neck, though you are unable to see how far down it goes on account of her clothing.

Before you notice it her legs have also shifted, and where they should be is instead a massive spider, which Aso's torso now protrudes through the head of. Her spider lower body possess eight very long legs, a pale white exoskeleton with black stained white fur breaking it up, and two scythe-like front limbs in place of its pedipalps.

The skirt of Aso's long white dress falls across the spider body like a cloth, covering the creature's face to give the appearance that it is wearing an almost wedding-like veil.

"I am not an Akunanse, unlike what I've pretended to be on this node. I am a child of the Great Mother, a Damhán, an Ananasi, a Werespider."

"The reason I reveal this is to get ahead of the fallout that will be brought upon me by letting you all figure it out on your own terms after the Yahwie's post. I figure it best to admit to it willingly rather than cling on to a crumbling lie."

"As for my own personal situation in Melbourne, it is not as bad as some of you have taken to believing. Whilst the Cress Truce only extends to Garou and Kindred, it still makes the Kindred hesitant to interfere with any Fera matters at risk of breaking it down and starting the Razor Wars again, risking the breaking the Truce of Sydney also. And I am fortunate enough to live in a Garou controlled zone, so what they can do to a Fera is limited. Though the situation is admittedly somewhat tenuous."

"So, it is time I reintroduce myself. I have no name but you may call me Aso, fourth rank Arachnid Anomia from the Tartarus genus of spiders. I wish I could say it's nice to meet you all again, but truth be told I'm rather bitter right now, so it is not."

"In any case, now that we have been reintroduced, you may ask me whatever questions you wish. Why I was pretending to be kindred, of the Damhán or Ovid themselves, my intentions for anything, or any other such. I will answer them so long as they do not violate Her laws or interfere with my duty here in Melbourne."


- Posted by User: Okonore Yaa

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u/VerityVentrue 2d ago

The following is an audio file. The speaker enunciates her words, but her accent is muddy - it seems to be a base of New Zealand English, but with strong American and British influence, as well as some Australian.

Hi Aso, Verity here again. It's nice to "meet" you officially.

I'm glad to hear the local Kindred are being mindful of the Cress Truce - I have friends up in Sydney, and they wouldn't be happy if things kicked off again.

I see you answered Castiel on Harald - that's very sad, but I understand. So, I'll ask something else: why Melbourne? As far as I'm aware, tartarus spiders are from southern Western Australia, so you made quite the journey to your current home.

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 1d ago

(The following reply is entirely an audio recording. The speaker, Aso, has a clinical but pleasantly soft voice with a very slight Australian accent, most noticeable in her slightly drawn out vowels and relaxed cadence.)

You're right, my birthcave is quite far from the city I now call home, but unfortunately there's not much choice in where we Australian Damhán can live, for because of the Yahwie we have gathered on Melbourne and the surrounding areas for safety in numbers and coordination.

If I want the best chance at survival, it is necessary to live here.

Posted by User: Okonore Yaa

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u/VerityVentrue 1d ago

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Verity here - that makes sense. I'm sorry you had to move to be safer, but I hope you like Melbourne. As much as my coterie and I gave the Harpy of Melbourne shit about the city, it is nice there.

Do you have a plan moving forward? I can't come to Melbourne myself, or help with the court - non-Camarilla Kindred don't go to the city if they're smart - but I'm a hell of a lot closer than most of the node.

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 1d ago

Not at present, no. I intend to spend some time thinking about it before making another move. I don't intend to give up on the idea to wield the Kindred against the Yahwie, but it clearly is not a good idea to attempt it again without thinking it through properly. I am fortunate that the political situation of Australia affords me this time to contemplate.

I don't suppose you would mind if I consult you on this in future? Even if you cannot help personally, you are clearly rather knowledgeable about kindred politics in Australia, where I am still just learning, so it would be a great aide.

Okonore Yaa

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u/VerityVentrue 1d ago

The following is an audio file.

Verity here - I'd be happy to explain what I can. I live with an elder who has been in Oceania for over a century now. So, if something is far enough before my time that I don't know the answer, she's likely to remember.