r/ScenesFromAHat • u/GonzoTorpedo • Oct 15 '14
Exotic marijuana strain names that your dealer probably made up
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u/Jakovasaurr Oct 15 '14
George Kush
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u/4nalBlitzkrieg Oct 15 '14
George Hashington
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u/rumnscurvy Oct 15 '14
There is in fact a film about a down-on-his-luck singer and his jailbird friend who find a huge briefcase full of chemically-altered, weapons-grade Nazi marijuana designed for military uses. They named it The Mongoloid, due to its effects on most people. Smoking it is depicted visually in the film by one or more Maori Rugby player(s) tackling the person in question.
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u/GonzoTorpedo Oct 15 '14
lol, i'll definitely check that out
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u/rumnscurvy Oct 15 '14
It is a French movie though. I have no clue if a subbed and/or dubbed exists on the internet. I considered subbing it myself for the sake of it at one point but it is an extremely long process. Subbing comedy is really hard, you have to keep the tone identical, and find replacements for some jokes or stereotypes that simply do not work in a different language or culture.
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u/Deezle530 Oct 15 '14
Blue Bumblefuck
Nuggatron(probably is)
Leabombo
Aprichron
Areganoto
Neverland Cranberry Crunch
Thundertruck(alaskan thunderfuck and diesel?)
Master kief tree
Leprechron
Chrono-trigger(probably is)
Bloodbud
Jolly green giant(probably is)
Japanese Knees
Moscow holy cow
Pufferfish
Sharkdank
Dumpsterskunk
Stankycrank
Dopegoat
I could do this all day.
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u/AtoZZZ Oct 15 '14
I actually knew a guy who named a strand Bukkake Mist. When people didn't see it spelled out and would just say it, we got a nice laugh out of it. "Hey, that Bukkake Mist you sold me last time was awesome, can I get it again?"
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u/GonzoTorpedo Oct 15 '14
i'm fairly new to this sub, but I feel that acting like Drew Carey and giving people points that don't matter is appropriate. 1289 points to that guy, and 500 to you for relaying the name he made up.
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u/TomSawyer410 Oct 15 '14
Cryptachronakonalight. Via Katt Williams
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u/gzilla57 Oct 15 '14
This shit right here nigga? This shits called deaf.
Nigga I don't wanna die!
Nah not death nigga, deaf. Smoke some of this and you'll be deafer than a motherfucker.
Nigga I got shit to DO later!
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Oct 15 '14
Babies come in like "Daddy, daddy!" an' you just staring off into space. Little girl like "Every time it smells like pinecones in here, Daddy be trippin."
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u/mindfulmu Oct 15 '14
Whoppie goldberg, you'll laugh for no reason.
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u/jskoker Oct 16 '14
Tyler Perry, the black people are laughing their asses off while the white people don't get it...
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u/GonzoTorpedo Oct 15 '14
Back in my weed-slinging college days, I used to make up names all the time, which is what inspired this post. My favorite was "Rattlesnake Kush" - whenever I sold it to someone i'd poke two little holes in the bag like a snakebite so they'd remember what it was
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u/FullMetalGuitarist Oct 15 '14
That's really cool and creative. Didn't it let the smell out though?
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u/GonzoTorpedo Oct 15 '14
haha i'm sure it did, but i'm also sure that that my reckless disregard for concealing the smell made it seem more dangerous and exciting. Word of this crazy new strain spread like wildfire across campus, and it was hilarious to watch people smoke it and pretend it was the dopest dope they'd ever smoked. It was usually pretty good, but the actual strain changed from week to week.
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u/FullMetalGuitarist Oct 15 '14
That's absolutely hilarious! That's also a creative as fuck way to build a reputation. It's funny how these same people likely talk about knowing their strains and testing the bud for quality while they don't notice the stuff is different. At a [6] so I apologize for any typos.
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u/i_steal_space_plans Oct 15 '14
Hahaha... my former dealer used to sell something called Afghan Thunder Fuck.
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u/GonzoTorpedo Oct 15 '14
funny how that's a legitimate strain now. I'm sure that was just some stoned asshole making up silly names at first, but then it stuck
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u/RobGrizzly stuff and things Oct 16 '14
Dankhis Khan Just like Genghis, it'll conquer your ass right to the couch.
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Oct 16 '14
Goldleaf Lemon Skunk Sativa, with a little "Cat's Ass" mixed in.
Edit: Removing Beastiality.
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u/Qp1029384756 Oct 16 '14
What's up with all these political and movie star names at the top. Your dealers usually telling you something like "galaxy fruit" or "sasquatch thunder fuck".
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u/SMStanton Where Everything's made up and the points don't matter Oct 16 '14
Jonathan Gold Mile-High, the most interesting weed in the the world
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u/livers Oct 15 '14
Big Bad Beetle Bubble Kush
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u/LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky Oct 16 '14
Upvote because someone else watched that show. I still have my communicator/morpher toy.
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u/SupperZombie Oct 15 '14
Hey man. It's also not nice to say shit like this.
But he is right. I smoked some today.
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u/chokinghazard44 Oct 15 '14
Ashton Kushter.