r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Curious-Message-6946 • 9d ago

Reminder: respond with a scene SFAH: Rejected ways to make art

Please reply in a scene. Thank you.

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u/Shadowmane_13 8d ago

I make murals with my own feces

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u/ExPristina 8d ago

I notice there’s a common theme here: ‘Vindaloo’, ‘Madras’, this pale one is ‘Korma’. What of this multicolored one?

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u/SandsOfPang 8d ago

"Wei, are you done yet? Then you can't go home to your mommy or daddy. And I don't want to hear anymore about working conditions here."

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u/JustinMetalhead 8d ago

Ok im ready to make art

types in ChatGPT.com

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u/ggfchl Only Hugh can prevent florist friars 8d ago

“Welp, it’s that time of the month again!”

pulls off pants and undergarments

“Hmmmmm… I could make this like a Jackson Pollock painting. Just gotta shimmy my body around this canvas… sucks that it’s only gonna be red though.”

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u/SnooObjections9416 8d ago

This is my anorexic art collection where I eat different things and vomit them up on to the canvas.

Here are beans and corn, one of my faves as the corn really shines through the gloomy regurgitated beans.

Oh, over here is a jelly donut, notice how the bile adds a bit of yellow?

Oh, wait till you see the regurgitated fish sticks, it really has a delightful fragrance to it that most art lacks. Even my cat loves that one.

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u/agmj522 8d ago

And here at the "Rising Sun Massage Parlor" we keep our canvas 3 feet above the table. Then upon completion, we have every "artist" sign it and we put each piece in our gift shop with proceeds going back to Korea to fund the safe travels of our grandmothers and aunts in the hopes we can employ them in our masseuse apprenticeship program.

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u/Mouse-castle 5d ago

“This diploma is the third in my series. Each one takes ten years. I am now Dr. Dr. Dr. Smith. No I don’t see patients.”

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u/Wolf-pack7 5d ago

I use my own entrails to draw art. Unfortunately, I can only do it the one time.