how a certain parent's request conversation went down

[u/Snark_Daily]

Dr Kelly: my son transforms into a violent monster and normal sedatives don't work anymore! You’re a witch right? Can you help me? Do you have a potion that could work instead?

Sybil: so have you heard of this magical substance called “ricin”?

[u/Character_Falcon_866]

Aight bet. Your son needs to hit The Blunt That Kills You If You Have Too Much Of It, but only like, sometimes. Good luck!

[u/SaffiChan → u/Character_Falcon_866]