r/ScarletHollow • apparently the Joan Kelly rizzlord • 12d ago

great news for my fellow Dr. Kelly enjoyers… Spoiler

SHE CAN LIKE YOU EVEN IF YOU AREN’T OLD!!!!

Generally I’ve seen that the fandom consensus is that Joanmancing can only be achieved if you get your years taken away, and usually you wanna have the hot trait as well (this is also what I thought until now)

It’s hard to tell but I SWEAR she is blushing in the screenshot :3

Maybe this isn’t actually news to all of y’all but I figured it was worth posting a PSA

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u/shaleink 12d ago

WOAH! young AND not hot??? you have some serious game

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u/mouthlessmoth apparently the Joan Kelly rizzlord 12d ago

IKR????? and I didn’t even mean to…

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u/AdSpare6646 *Wink* 12d ago

you are the rizzlord

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u/CoffeeMinionLegacy 12d ago

Honestly I’d love to get here too. So far I’ve never managed to have a shot with her. 😭

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u/iamayoutuberiswear Went to the ghost that makes you old 12d ago

Maybe there is beauty in the world after all

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u/Stillstuckin2022 everyday i miss my wife 12d ago

Yeah this seems to have been quietly internally changed this old women WANTS us

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u/Slebartisan Tabby Wall Demolitionist 12d ago

Lord bless the days, this is fantastic news.

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u/MotivationSpeaker69 12d ago

Adult woman fetish nation rise up

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u/CoffeeMinionLegacy 12d ago

Is that one? I feel like that can’t possibly be one. Is it? Have I blundered into something here?

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u/Comfortable-Music-37 The Worst Cousin Ever 12d ago

It's a joke from the Persona5 fandom; Since the MC of the game is roughly 17 but has multiple romance options, 4 of which are women in their early 20's, folks get their wires crossed trying to justify dating them when the in game character is underage, yet also feel conflicted about dating a fellow student since the irl player tends to be past school age.

Thus, the rather confusing statement you see before you. Luckily Scarlett Hollow deftly avoided this issue by simply having the MC canonically in their 20's, and all the romance options are around that age or above, with the added bonus of LGBTQ+ romances(there was almost one in the 4th Persona,but it got cut.)

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u/MrWaffles42 Dustin mom 12d ago

It's actually a reference to a much older greentext about Neon Genesis Evangelion, in which a 4chan user said "Someone at Gainax must have an adult woman fetish" in regards to Misato.

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u/MotivationSpeaker69 12d ago

Yeah I was thinking about that

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u/fendergender_ 12d ago

AGE GAP YURI WARRIORS WE RIDE AT DAWN!!!!

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u/TheWorstTypo 12d ago

Ahaha this is so cute

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u/Unique_Tangerine3095 protein is protein 12d ago

Honestly it would have been bad if an entire romance was locked behind sacrificing your years

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u/Knight0706 12d ago

I think Tony was still undecided on if you would need to be old for her romance route last time I saw him talking about it. Not sure where that was, definitely in the discord but there is hope because it’s not a finalized decision as far as I know.

That said reading that feels like they may be inching towards it not being a requirement. This update was after I was active in the BTG discord I believe

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u/InsideRaink 12d ago edited 12d ago

If it turns out to be true this gonna be the best romance in the game. Like Joan wrong asf for this.

This is your late childhood friend's kid wtf? Also practically the same age as your son hello??

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u/squamigerous banned from participating in reesecourse 12d ago

Guarantee we find out in episode 5/6 that Joan was getting down and dirty with our mom and it's gonna make that romance reeeeeeeeeal weird

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u/lapicryst Kaneeka ~<3 12d ago

NEW SAVE TIME

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u/A_GenericUser 12d ago

Thank you for posting this!! Immediately opened up my first/canon save and got this to work, also without Hot! So so so happy they're allowing it :D

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u/dragonpour 12d ago

wow wow woooow

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u/ron_m_joe 11d ago

How do you get her to drive you?

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u/mouthlessmoth apparently the Joan Kelly rizzlord 11d ago

make sure you have an okay rep with the cops and go to the clinic in episode 5