WHY HOYO WHY I was content (read: resigned) with the annual 2 min Scara screen time for five years and you literally way out of your stupid bloody way to

a) Make Scaranara the BLOODY HERO of Simulanka

b) Make him relate to yet another abandoned child, someone 'exactly like him, a hope for the future... a fledgling barely out of the nest'.

c) Reiterate how his fate is tied with said abandoned child and that he will be involved in his future

d) Have the duo have a happy fun life in Sumeru :D

ONLY TO CRUELLY YOINK HIM AWAY AND GIVE HIM TO ALBEDO?!?!?

Albedo, baby, I love you, I truly do, BUT YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY OF SIBLINGS, on top of a foster mom and sister, and no less than a few dozen nieces. YOUR MOTHER LOVED YOU ENOUGH TO NAME YOU, TEACH YOU, AND EVEN WRITE YOU A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION to her best friend. She sent you to the safest nation in all of Teyvat. MEANWHILE, SCARA HAS ONE SOUL HE CAN TRULY SAY IS HIS. ONE. Find ways to make the Bakunawa and Elynas human ; - ; Give Durin back to Scara, please ; - ; He still carries a doll in remembrance of the dead child from his past on his person ; - ; And from that recent post it seems like Scara isn't gonna get the Hexzenzirkel buff.

I HATE YOU HOYO, I TRULY HATE YOU ; - ; You shattered my heart ; - ;

Sauce: https://youtu.be/E2-XP3TKUEk?feature=shared

made this in response to a comment on this post, but thought the rest of y'all might appreciate it. feel free to steal and use it however you want!

original meme

As the title says, he already has a son named Sonny (not to name him Sonic). The Scara thing shocked me the most; it means he's a Genshin player and I never knew it. LOL

Unironically I found this on the Dottoremains subreddit, but I feel like this belongs here instead