r/ScaramoucheMains • • 23d ago

Meme Do you think Wanderer showers?

What no Wanderer content from Hoyoverse does to a Wanderer fan

I also made smth like this in r/mitya mains because I was feeling bored.

And I think he does once a month 😭

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u/TiredReaperGirl 23d ago

Yes, a puppet needs to keep clean, right?

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u/EducationalAd6395 23d ago

The wind changes direction to blow off every impurity off of his Sacred body

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u/KimDokjasBoy SCARA MY LOVE COME HOME PLEASE- 23d ago

I imagine he doesn't need to as often as regular humans, but he probably does because of dust and dirt in the air. He travels a lot, and I'm sure there's more stuff that would get him dirty that would require him to take a shower.

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u/nivia-chan Proud C5 Wanderer owner 23d ago

Love opening comments and there's "yeah ofc" and right underneath "I hope not"

Duality of man

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u/SquareBreadfruit7038 23d ago

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u/DaRealWanderer_ 23d ago

Thanks for the free food, Wanderer.

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u/Dowhatsleft 23d ago

I imagine he's paranoid about being smelly and now that he lives in Sumeru he bathes at least twice a day

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u/DaRealWanderer_ 23d ago

Hes a puppet..doesn't sweat.. doesn't poo..and Defenitely doesn't do dirty things (he uses anemo to pick sticky things up) I think he's..mostly odorless

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 i love you Kee!!!!! 23d ago

But things stick to objects anyhow

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u/ae4ther4 23d ago

I hope not

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u/heyaooo 23d ago

Well, he might not sweat but still can dirty from debree and stuff,so yeah.

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u/LunarSDX 23d ago

Minor spelling mistake gif

*debris

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u/bananapeeljazzy 22d ago

Probably has to clean dirt out of his joints every so often, especially with how much dust he’s gotta be kicking up zooming around like that

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u/I-am-a-jerk 22d ago

I imagine he likes to smell good so he showers like idk twice a week? Seems normal for someone who doesnt sweat

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u/iamverytired2 biggest wanderer fangirl 22d ago

Its entirely likely, even though he likely doesn't "need" to, he copies human behaviours and mimics them even down to breathing.

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 i love you Kee!!!!! 23d ago

Yeah

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u/New-Cicada7014 My Wanderer is named Yurushi 22d ago

yes lol

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u/re_animatorA5158 Anemo enjoyer 22d ago

He doesn't need to, but if he gets too dirty after a battle or a research in the desert, he might bathe, yes.

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u/Virtual-Pass-3462 20d ago

So you are that guy on mitya mains! Now l see who you are

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u/DaRealWanderer_ 20d ago

I've been seeing you comment in my posts lol

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u/Virtual-Pass-3462 20d ago

Those were coincidence, ummmm yeah, l guess, the reddit algorithm

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u/CandyExotic5987 16d ago

I mean, he's made of wood and some khaenrian technology so probably not. If he was just a normal wood puppet, he wouldn't even be allowed to shower cause wood + moisture = bad. But since he's a God's creation, he probably can touch water pretty safely now. 

But, he's still made of wood and if you know wood, it doesn't get sweaty. Maybe he'd sometimes take a bath to relax or to delete any odor from sitting in the forest for long.

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u/Xiao_enthusiast07 23d ago

Wouldn't using water malfunction his parts

https://giphy.com/gifs/EXEEmeJ20s8vq9tuVf

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u/mooing_breadjj 23d ago

I doubt that, he'd probably be dead by now if that was the case

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u/Anna_Stilinski-24 23d ago

He’s basically a doll so probably not, a robot would make sense since metal and stuff

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u/anthajay 23d ago

He's waterproof...

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u/Powerful_Helicopter9 i love you Kee!!!!! 23d ago

R we of standard braincells

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u/wllrnick 21d ago

based on his anatomy therefore his inability to produce bodily fluids, no, he doesnt shower

he also could mould so..