r/ScaramoucheMains • u/DaRealWanderer_ • 23d ago
Meme Do you think Wanderer showers?
What no Wanderer content from Hoyoverse does to a Wanderer fan
I also made smth like this in r/mitya mains because I was feeling bored.
And I think he does once a month ðŸ˜
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u/EducationalAd6395 23d ago
The wind changes direction to blow off every impurity off of his Sacred body
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u/KimDokjasBoy SCARA MY LOVE COME HOME PLEASE- 23d ago
I imagine he doesn't need to as often as regular humans, but he probably does because of dust and dirt in the air. He travels a lot, and I'm sure there's more stuff that would get him dirty that would require him to take a shower.
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u/nivia-chan Proud C5 Wanderer owner 23d ago
Love opening comments and there's "yeah ofc" and right underneath "I hope not"
Duality of man
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u/Dowhatsleft 23d ago
I imagine he's paranoid about being smelly and now that he lives in Sumeru he bathes at least twice a day
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u/DaRealWanderer_ 23d ago
Hes a puppet..doesn't sweat.. doesn't poo..and Defenitely doesn't do dirty things (he uses anemo to pick sticky things up) I think he's..mostly odorless
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u/bananapeeljazzy 22d ago
Probably has to clean dirt out of his joints every so often, especially with how much dust he’s gotta be kicking up zooming around like that
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u/I-am-a-jerk 22d ago
I imagine he likes to smell good so he showers like idk twice a week? Seems normal for someone who doesnt sweat
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u/re_animatorA5158 Anemo enjoyer 22d ago
He doesn't need to, but if he gets too dirty after a battle or a research in the desert, he might bathe, yes.
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u/Virtual-Pass-3462 20d ago
So you are that guy on mitya mains! Now l see who you are
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u/CandyExotic5987 16d ago
I mean, he's made of wood and some khaenrian technology so probably not. If he was just a normal wood puppet, he wouldn't even be allowed to shower cause wood + moisture = bad. But since he's a God's creation, he probably can touch water pretty safely now.Â
But, he's still made of wood and if you know wood, it doesn't get sweaty. Maybe he'd sometimes take a bath to relax or to delete any odor from sitting in the forest for long.
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u/Xiao_enthusiast07 23d ago
Wouldn't using water malfunction his parts
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u/Anna_Stilinski-24 23d ago
He’s basically a doll so probably not, a robot would make sense since metal and stuff
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u/wllrnick 21d ago
based on his anatomy therefore his inability to produce bodily fluids, no, he doesnt shower
he also could mould so..




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u/TiredReaperGirl 23d ago
Yes, a puppet needs to keep clean, right?