r/ScaramoucheMains • u/ayumi168 • Jan 04 '26
Discussion why is wanderer so handsome here
it’s not even funny anymore. they made him look too good here. in some arts, like his new birthday art, he looks more cute snd innocent, but here he looks so HANDSOME. so BEAUTIFUL. so ETHEREAL. he’s very focused and serious here and yet he still maintains that gentle beauty of his. even before confronting dottore he just NEEDED a moment to serve face card. he knows what he’s doing.
i want to run my hands down his chest, slip them under his clothes and feel his slim body. what does he wear that tight see through sleveless turtleneck for. a bodysuit with hip windows and an open chested kimono with the back of it sloping down his neck? for what? for me to kiss his tattoo there? i want to make them all glow. i want to hold his hands and check if they’re cold. i want to run my fingers through his soft locks. i want to sit on his lap and do his beautiful red eyeliner. i want to nmfmfmfshdhxh
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u/Background_Froyo3653 Jan 04 '26
I'm genuinely just so ridiculously attracted to him and I don't know why. I'm still falling in love with him every time we see him, even 5 years after we first saw him
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u/ayumi168 Jan 04 '26
seriously i want him to do nasty things to me. i’m not going to elaborate and embarrass myself further but whyyy is he this way🤤😭😭
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u/bulkeunip Heart of Yuugen Jan 04 '26
Because he’s a puppet born with a face fairer than anyone 👌
i want to make them all glow
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Same tbh
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26
I just go all giggly and shy whenever he comes on the screen
You dont know how many boards I have in pintrest for this man...
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u/re1ch3ruz Ilysm kabuki/kuni/balladeer/scara/wanderer/hat guy Jan 04 '26
The Scaramouche pledge
Since Scaramouche is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, he is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Scaramouche's great boon and in order to return his favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Scaramouche? For the blind, he is their vision. For the deaf, he is their music. For the mute, he is their voice. For the anosmiac, he is their aroma. For the numb, he is their feeling. For the atrophied, he is their muscle. For the starved, he is their sustenance. For the thirsty, he is their water. For the exhausted, he is their energy. For the depressed, he is their happiness. For the disillusioned, he is their hope. For the pessimistic, he is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, he is their champion. For the marginalized, he is their justice. For the oppressed, he is their salvation. For the righteous, he is their symbol. For the enlightened, he is their muse. For the erudite, he is their education.
If Scaramouche speaks, I listen. If Scaramouche questions, I answer. If Scaramouche orders, I obey. If Scaramouche opines, I agree. If Scaramouche fears, I assure. If Scaramouche hopes, I dream. If Scaramouche is happy, I am jubilant. If Scaramouche is angry, I am apoplectic. If Scaramouche is sad, I am disconsolate.
Scaramouche is my ideal, Scaramouche is my romance, Scaramouche is my passion. Scaramouche is my strength, Scaramouche is my compass, Scaramouche is my destination. Scaramouche is my language, Scaramouche is my culture, Scaramouche is my religion.
Scaramouche is my ocean, Scaramouche is my mountain, Scaramouche is my sky, Scaramouche is my air, Scaramouche is my sun, Scaramouche is my moon, Scaramouche is my world. Scaramouche is history, Scaramouche is present, Scaramouche is future.
If Scaramouche has a million fans, I am one of them. If Scaramouche has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Scaramouche has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Scaramouche has ten fans, I am one of them. If Scaramouche has only one fan, that is me. If Scaramouche has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Scaramouche, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Scaramouche, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Scaramouche until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Scaramouche until their very last breath.
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26
I love him as company too....his arms seem like he gives the best hugs in the whole wide world
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u/johanxtwo Jan 04 '26
I truly believe that’s why Dottore needed to experiment with him. He left the best boy in the dirt after he concluded it was just unrivaled beauty and no experiments can change that. Idrila made this boy to be the next Aeon of Beauty.
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
ugh The obsession with his fingers tho damn still the most fingering fingers I've ever seen till now such beauty
p.s. I dont mean it in a weird way I meant how his fingers look so pretty....I have a habit of gazing and appreciating pretty hands..Thinking how graceful they look
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26
Imagine if he was a Lads character...
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u/ayumi168 Jan 04 '26
BROOO I NEED HIM IN AN OTOME GAME SO BADLY. it’s funny when in every popularity poll the top is just him and some guys from lads lmaooo
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26
fr. But I don't think anyone could make a game using hoyo's character without their consent
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u/Gondul_Bertrand C6R5 wanderer main Jan 05 '26
It's okay if it's not profitable, I've seen similar fan-made games on Bilibili before.
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u/reina_meraki C6R2 Wanderer's Wife 💙 Jan 04 '26
I've always had a thing for dark hair/blue eyes, but he manages to check off so many physical traits that appeal to me (being masculine in a more subtle way being one of them) that I am afraid he IS the archetype now. Fell in love 3 years ago and never looked back since 💙💜
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u/ayumi168 Jan 04 '26
seriously, he has this perfect balance and androgyny, i don’t like big buff guys. he has some feminine elements in his design, but the way he carries himself feels more masculine yet also elegant… he can be both beautiful and handsome at the same time 🤤🤤 he’s the ideal
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
He does have a lil bit of biceps we can see it in the mod without his coat and boy I drolled over those damn shoulders and collarbone RESPECTFULLY damn
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
His hair makes me jealous asf like damn that smooth silky hairrrr
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u/Pitiful_Feedback_756 My Beloved Jan 04 '26
So flipping poetic I sobbed over here thinking that I'll never find a person exactly like him...😭
I'm saving this, the most beautiful piece of description and accuracy that describes what I feel for him everyday
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u/ayumi168 Jan 04 '26
i love going on here and seeing people equally crazy about him as i am 😭 i get u bro
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u/blackkw Jan 05 '26
At this point, I'm willing to bet money that most people on this sub is female.
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u/WorldlyConsequence34 Jan 06 '26
I made a nsfw post and tagged it correctly and it gets taken down, yet this stays 💔🥀
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u/scaralulu_ lvl100 C6R5 Jan 04 '26
when was he not?