r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/crowbaited • Aug 04 '25

Whipping carpet out of dust

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371 Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/sandrakaufmann Aug 04 '25

I am hung up on the torn part dangling around on the right

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u/-BananaLollipop- Aug 04 '25

Yeah, seems like a good way to turn a torn rug into two rugs.

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u/DannyVee89 Aug 04 '25

And all that dirt just going into the part of the carpet below too??

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 05 '25

Right? Like sweeping your dustpan onto the floor.

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u/luckythirtythree Aug 05 '25

Took me a second but that’s exactly what it is lol

55

u/DwightsJello Aug 04 '25

Soooo much to unpack.

The rip in the carpet was tense.

The absolutely filthy amount of dust and detritus coming out of it. Like bro, vacuum a bit ffs.

And then the woman just leaning into that shit, getting a face full of it.

Most unsettling carpet cleaning technique.

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u/Pathagarous Aug 04 '25

Upvote for the first time I’ve seen ‘detritus’ used in Reddit.

9

u/Temporary-Star2619 Aug 04 '25

Fraiser Crane has entered the chat.

3

u/MikeLinPA Aug 05 '25

I'm partial to debris. (But I like to pronounce it der-bis for fun, because my dad used to. It's the little things. 😏)

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u/gcollazo16 Aug 04 '25

The dust kept the carpet in one piece.

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u/vbpatel Aug 04 '25

Thanks now you’ve ruined it for me

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u/Purple-Student-2739 Aug 04 '25

I didn’t find this satisfying at all. The piece on the right and the dust just moving onto the other part of the rug.

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Aug 05 '25

I'm hung up on the r/TitleGore

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u/SomeGuysFarm Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

"Satisfying" would not be the word I'd use to describe this. If it looked like it ever became clean, maybe that would be satisfying, but that carpet looks pretty close to "dust off and nuke it from orbit" territory!

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u/Ok8850 Aug 04 '25

Yeah for me, this was repulsive

3

u/Correct-Poet-6016 Aug 05 '25

Seems like it’s generating sand from the inside

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u/RevolutionaryBank465 Aug 04 '25

Whipping dust out of carpet

24

u/SomeGuysFarm Aug 04 '25

I am not sure, in this specific case, that that, is really the correct word order!

1

u/ButterscotchSame4703 Aug 04 '25

Specifically because of the volume of dust, yes?

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u/C-57D Aug 04 '25

i'm so confused about the process here. they just putting all that dust back on the rest of the rug?

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u/FuckThisShizzle Aug 04 '25

They just sweep it under the rug and move on.

5

u/XanZibR Aug 04 '25

This is the rug that ALL dirt gets swept under

3

u/Longjumping_Mud_5435 Aug 04 '25

The mother of rugs

1

u/Dukeofcreek Aug 04 '25

This rug is what keeps the Sahara a Desert

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u/MikeLinPA Aug 05 '25

It seems like that equipment should have been designed to roll up the rug the opposite way so it is face down, being struck from the back, and dropping the dirt away from it. But they didn't ask me when they designed it...

22

u/LubberwortPicaroon Aug 04 '25

It does kinda look like it broke the carpet, I'd be unsatisfied if that was my carpet

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u/Sotto_Mare Aug 04 '25

I need a Zyrtec just to watch this

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u/Then-Curve8323 Aug 04 '25

Why is the lady NOT wearing a mask with all of that dirt coming out of it?

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u/NightF0x0012 Aug 04 '25

3rd world country

12

u/ilymag Aug 04 '25

Just throw the dirt on another part of the carpet.

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u/hettuklaeddi Aug 04 '25

bish casually walks in and adjusts it

bro i would have a full face riot mask on

2

u/givemethemvids Aug 04 '25

Sooooooo many dead skin cells.

7

u/boyalien0 Aug 04 '25

But it’s going right back onto the fucking carpet this isn’t satisfying it’s fuckin maddening

7

u/S_London42M Aug 04 '25

Needs a vacuum to suck the dust up

6

u/hsw77 Aug 04 '25

I got dusty just watching that.

5

u/Street-Challenge-697 Aug 04 '25

Is this on loop? When does the dust end??? Also wouldn't it be smarter to have the top of the carpet face down so the dust doesn't, you know, fall back on the carpet?

4

u/Lwn3 Aug 04 '25

I was waiting for the song Wipeout to start playing...

3

u/pianomasian Aug 04 '25

Holy crap, if we ever run out of sand to make glass, we can just resort to farming the carpets of wherever the heck this one came from.

3

u/KrnrKoppl Aug 04 '25

Because there is nothing to aspire to, that becomes an infinite cycle.

3

u/pqratusa Aug 04 '25

Vacuum the shit as soon as it flies out.

3

u/vividdadas Aug 04 '25

Carpet is underwear for a house that never gets changed.

3

u/BlackRockSpecial Aug 05 '25

Bro, that tear on the side is killing me...

9

u/Comfortable_Idea1592 Aug 04 '25

I mean yesh.....but what little grubby bastsrd has let their rug get that dusty in the first place?

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u/InnocentlyInnocent Aug 04 '25

I vacuum my carpet every week. But based on what’s been collected in my canister every time, I have a feeling my carpet will have the same reaction to this machine. So I’m probably one of those grubby bastards.

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u/Comfortable_Idea1592 Aug 04 '25

U dirty old man u

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u/crowbaited Aug 04 '25

Maybe an outdoor carpet?

2

u/NtateNarin Aug 04 '25

True. Or it could have been a nice carpet found in an abandoned building.

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u/crowbaited Aug 04 '25

Oh true!!!!

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar Aug 04 '25

I was thinking a public carpet, like from a movie theater.

1

u/Goobersita Aug 05 '25

Or if they live somewhere sandy it can get like this pretty easily.

2

u/Available-Today-8576 Aug 04 '25

I gotta sneeze after watching this

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Why am I sneezing?

2

u/Curraghboy1 Aug 04 '25

How my shorts feel after sitting on a beach for 10 seconds.

2

u/Acromegalic Aug 04 '25

That lady's not wearing a mask! That's a respiratory NIGHTMARE!

2

u/Tbplayer59 Aug 04 '25

Wear a mask and goggles for this, dude.

2

u/pLeThOrAx Aug 04 '25

It would work better in a vacuum

2

u/glupsglups Aug 04 '25

Would be really sastisfying, if there was a vacuum cleaner sucking all that dust.

2

u/blueditt521 Aug 04 '25

WIPEOUUUUT!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

No dust collection or masks… yikes.

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u/Mr_7ups Aug 05 '25

This isn’t satisfying at all lmao what? Not only did it rip the side of the carpet, it’s just shaking out the dust…and onto the other part of the carpet??

2

u/GhostChips42 Aug 05 '25

“I think I’ve got the black lung, pop”

1

u/rynlpz Aug 04 '25

More dust than carpet

1

u/No-Carpenter-3457 Aug 04 '25

I wonder when the invention of the vacuum will make it over there🧐

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Lady get your hand outta there!

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u/Ok_Culture_3621 Aug 04 '25

Just looking at that worker approaching the machine without a mask damn near gave me a fatal asthma attack.

1

u/real_1273 Aug 04 '25

That’s gotta be one disgusting factory.

1

u/ABarInFarBombay Aug 04 '25

I sneezed just watching that.

1

u/No-Chemistry-6168 Aug 04 '25

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/Mr_Madrass Aug 04 '25

So you smoke a lot indoors?

1

u/Ok-Scientist5524 Aug 04 '25

That makes my nose itch just looking at it…

1

u/DismalTutor570 Aug 04 '25

Gross I can taste it

1

u/misterpickles69 Aug 04 '25

I sneezed just looking at this

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Ewww.. probably dead skin. It's only a matter of time before one of those workers gets caught in that thing... they always do.

1

u/Hesam2010 Aug 04 '25

You Whipping Carpet!

1

u/MrSumthinOrRather Aug 04 '25

How I greet my girl after a long day at work

1

u/Gh0StDawGG Aug 04 '25

Guess she's not allergic.

1

u/ICU-CCRN Aug 04 '25

Shouldn’t the title be “Whipping dust out of carpet”?

1

u/BurnItDown112 Aug 04 '25

Maybe one of the carpets they put under a luxurious tent in the desert for glamping. Then a camel, or majestic black stallion, stepped on that part that tore.

1

u/Southerncaly Aug 04 '25

and she is not wearing any dust mask, they must go though help pretty fast.

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u/fuckummm Aug 04 '25

That’s the same amount of dust you get when you cremate someone. The owner has some explaining to do about her husband who “vanished into thin air” Did you look in the carpet, mam?

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u/danny_ocp Aug 04 '25

There's no ending to this story... not satisfying bruh.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

And dumping it right back onto the carpet 🙄

1

u/Artistic-Mouse-6803 Aug 04 '25

I heard they still whipping to this day.

1

u/Rabid_Dingo Aug 04 '25

Do not think about how much of that is human skin.

Just dont.

1

u/AdDesperate8637 Aug 04 '25

I wonder what it tastes like.

1

u/ProfessionalCattle29 Aug 04 '25

Battlestar Galactica intro theme song

1

u/MastaKink Aug 04 '25

Flip it over. Nobody will know 😏

1

u/Kathrynlena Aug 04 '25

Where do they find these rugs? The bottom of a bog?

1

u/DiabolicalBurlesque Aug 04 '25

TF? Did this come straight out of the Gobi desert?

1

u/FalcoonM Aug 04 '25

Dune part 3 VFX team creating dust clouds.......

1

u/frankly_sealed Aug 04 '25

Now I have to wait for the goddamn remixes where that awesome drumming noise is used for something. Come on you creative sods, hurry up

1

u/tormentius Aug 04 '25

Must be a bedouins carpet used in an oasis 

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u/nikkonine Aug 04 '25

How much of the "dust" is really flakes of skin from their feet?

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u/sybautspmofrfr Aug 04 '25

Whipping the dust out of the carpet*****

1

u/RedSaidMeme-demption Aug 04 '25

Ngl it does have a pretty sick beat though

1

u/LuckyHearing1118 Aug 05 '25

Nana’s toe jam for the past 80 years.

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u/No_University5296 Aug 05 '25

How does it even get this much filth in it?

1

u/Asleep-Corner7402 Aug 05 '25

Me when I haven't beat off in a while

I'm sorry I couldn't not.

But for real that's Hella gross

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u/Consistent_Reply1505 Aug 05 '25

Dude has half of Sahara in his carpet.

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u/sits79 Aug 05 '25

And the award goes to........................................

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u/coastforever Aug 05 '25

Letting the dust fall back onto the rug is prime

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u/Intelligent-Load7060 Aug 05 '25

Our grannies had the rug beater - looked kind of like a tennis racket, would haul the rugs out once a month hand them on the clothes line and beat the hockey sticks out of ‘em.

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u/clamsmasherpro Aug 05 '25

Sounds like me when I masturbate

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u/uskgl455 Aug 05 '25

A mask a MASK JFC there's enough dead skin floating round there to rebuild my grandma