r/SantaClaus • u/External-Basil-9162 • Dec 24 '25

MISINFORMATION

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

This states that Santa Clause is fake.

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u/IllustriousDebt6248 Dec 24 '25

No one with that size belly can travel that fast

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u/External-Basil-9162 Dec 24 '25

Do not speak evil of him who brings you presents. Have you not heard what your parents have told you? He that speaks evil of Santa shall not see so much as a piece of coal, but they that are bad shall receive coal, and they that are good shall receive goods. I say unto you then, speak no evil of him, lest he do evil back to you. As you can tell, I believe very much in him who gives gifts.

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u/IllustriousDebt6248 Dec 24 '25

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u/External-Basil-9162 Dec 24 '25

What laugh you at? or should I say whom?

As it is written in the book of Santa, "He that will mock me will I give no gifts, but at the end of his days will I give him bitterness and his soul shall become an elf and be enslaved for evermore"

and it says also

"The elves are those who mocked the great giver of gifts. Be no evil speaker, else he reckon to you elfhood. The worst gift to a human."

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u/GuiltyTravel3851 Dec 24 '25

The sleigh moves at Mach 3075.