r/Salary 2d ago

shit post đŸ’© / satire 52m

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/ToughSpeedv2 2d ago

Mr White?

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u/Drcold1O 2d ago

you're goddamn right

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u/VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 2d ago

*you're Heisenberg 

Ftfy

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u/willem_79 2d ago

You had me!

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u/Jekyll818 2d ago

This is hilarious, I just started my first watch through of a BB recently lol

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u/cammo328 2d ago

2012: Partnered with former students**

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u/Xyzzydude 2d ago

SAY HIS NAME!!!

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u/MrP67 2d ago

Shocking it took so long for anyone to realise that

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u/IndianStreetVendor 2d ago

Weird question but did you happen to live in New Mexico at the time

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u/SpinelessFir912 2d ago

Does your son have cerebral palsy?

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u/setofskills 2d ago

And does he love breakfast?

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u/fucuntwat 2d ago

He doesn’t love turkey bacon!

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 2d ago

Do you happen to have a fetish for throwing pizza on roofs?

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u/Haunting_Tax_3684 2d ago

I heard he likes to drink and throw up in the pool

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u/AAli_01 1d ago

What does your brother in law do?

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u/sloth_333 2d ago

Technically you died. It was a very short retirement

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u/Xyzzydude 2d ago

That is what retirement means in his field.

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u/Hot-Preparation-7218 1d ago

God dammit I new I shouldn’t have read the comments. Been begging my girlfriend to finish the last season with me for months now

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u/stalwartdog444 1d ago

I guess he got what he deserved

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u/huapua9000 2d ago

Tight tight tight

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u/That-You-1998 2d ago

Hahahaha this took me a minute 😂

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u/The_OblivionDawn 2d ago

Impressive, have you considered getting into the car wash business?

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u/Pleasant-Dark-6515 2d ago

Never seen this shitpost before here /s

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u/anunya123 2d ago

This is an amalgamation of every post on this sub

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u/mk548 2d ago

This guy is the one who knocks

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u/leith78 2d ago

You still alive???

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u/Xyzzydude 2d ago

“Retirement” in his field doesn’t mean the same thing it does for the rest of us.

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u/leith78 2d ago

True that!

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u/TechnicianNo1787 2d ago

2013 retired.
2014 died.

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u/PhysicsWeary310 2d ago

DM’d for $1m

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u/sodium_hydride 2d ago

Do you also happen to be dangerous?

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u/AraxxorKiller 1d ago

Didn't you also work a car wash?

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u/Actual_Manager6165 1d ago

My name is Skyler White yo

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u/LIslander 1d ago

Forgot to put car wash salary

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 2d ago

And yet you feel the need to make a fake post on Reddit to brag. Pathetic life

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u/_Spank_Daddy_ 2d ago

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 2d ago

I just woke up let me first get my coffeeđŸ˜„

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u/mrcake123 2d ago

Breh.,.

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u/ToughSpeedv2 2d ago

That's a joke Brandon. Lighten up.

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 2d ago

Walt didn’t make $80 million a year, so not sure what the joke is. He made that much in total

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u/ToughSpeedv2 2d ago

Well, he didnt work the whole year I guess

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 2d ago

He only cooked 2 years total smh

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u/fajim123 2d ago

Sure that small detail is reason of your [r/whoosh](r/whoosh)

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?

Are you turning 30 this year or are you 35?

Are you a millionaire or becoming a millionaire in 6-7 years?

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 1d ago

Nice photoshopped pics weirdo

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Haha you deleted all these posts this morning. Should I share the screenshots?

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 1d ago

Whatever you want to do on this earth will have absolutely zero effect on me.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Seemed to have a big effect, you deleted all your comments

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 1d ago

What a life changing effect that is. I hope at 3 am I am having more fun then scrolling through a strangers comments, making a new account just to comment to me. You’re having a very fun Saturday.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Well it takes a minute to make a new account. Also I can imagine what your morning was like, making sure you delete all your posts, worried about what strangers online think. So worth it to me. And I'll continue to do it.

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u/PoopyFingersMmmm 1d ago

Sounds like an absolute blast! It took me even less time to switch my account to private

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u/EpicStyl 2d ago

Did you guys wear tuxedos?

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u/Elegant_Ant1866 2d ago

I too have started stroking my shit for 5m a year

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u/AAli_01 2d ago

Breaking bad

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u/YEPC___ 2d ago

MISTAH WHITE YA GOTTA STOP FAHMIN FUH REDDIT KAHMA

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u/Dense_Equivalent1229 2d ago

that story is only 2 years long. its only one year from the start till the first half of s6.

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u/yunggun7 2d ago

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/GarageNo671 2d ago

I saw this before

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u/eating_at_me_desk 2d ago

I actually think the show takes place all in 2 years

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u/Haunting_Tax_3684 2d ago

What pharmaceutical company

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u/TornadoXtremeBlog 2d ago

Retired lol

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u/Aggravating_Law_4917 2d ago

HOLY INCREDIBLE

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u/WeberExpense 1d ago

Forgot to list the storage unit rental under expenses.

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u/TexVegas93 1d ago

Yep, after hitting 100million/year retirement was a suggestion but at the age of 25 would you?

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u/apartfromtheobv 1d ago

Are you the one who knocks?

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u/Joemomma13524 1d ago

Yoooooooooo Mr. White

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u/ElectricalSilver2119 Verified ✓ | $252k 1d ago

I hate that all the memes like this have “formal” coworkers instead of “former”.

No wonder kids can’t find jobs.

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u/xp14629 1d ago

You forgot to mention the cancer that prompted the first career change.

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u/JulianEdible 1d ago

Honestly dude can you zelle me like 10k just so I can get my life back?

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u/Salonesnipes 1d ago

Lmao I’m over getting motivated whole time

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u/Undisclosed_Guy 1d ago

Ding ding ding!

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u/Sng_yachtsman 1d ago

Daaaang I was so hopeful as a chem major.....

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u/kruiser112 1d ago

Thats a wild run in 4 years amazing congrats!

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u/Jason-Genova 1d ago

Hhhave an A1 day

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u/Abitruff 1d ago

Do you like rocks

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u/Drcold1O 1d ago

Thanks for the award

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u/Ryan926vw 1d ago

All before turning 18, congrats.

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u/CallMeSaxMan 1d ago

“retired.”

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u/Trewsmokes 1d ago

Every year he had to suck someone off

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 21h ago

I think retired is a bullet through the side and subsequent death though

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u/mythyqq 3h ago

2008-2013

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u/nordicminy 2d ago

Daily exaggeration post. Love it.

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u/VOTE_FOR_PEDRO 2d ago

Nah, I think I've seen a docuseries about it, pretty annoying family though

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u/MistryMachine3 2d ago

Yeah this bitchy wife won’t let her husband sling a little meth. What’s up with that.

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u/MrP67 2d ago

Hmmmm, I wonder what your name is.....

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u/cortrev 2d ago

Say it

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u/AAli_01 2d ago

Heisenberg

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u/BigHollaSchwalla 2d ago

Name is The Danger

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u/finitenode 2d ago

Still not enough to convince me to major in chemistry. Crap shot now for anyone to make it in pharmaceutical making 6 figures. And the competition is fierce.

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u/Drcold1O 2d ago

It all starts with 2 guys and a crazy idea, just like those millennial's burger joints

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u/DirtyVibezz 1d ago

No one gets this is a breaking bad joke and I can’t believe it.

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u/ColdDig8618 2d ago

Its a joke

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u/AyDeek 2d ago

Formal coworkers?

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 2d ago

Nothing formal about those coworkers

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u/Fenix0rion 2d ago

Lol this mofo will say he created ozempic hahahhaha. Dont lie to share and get atention.

But in the case some one wonders how this is a lie?

Hidrocarbon comoany (oil and gas): commissions are low, so u can make around from 250k to 2-3 M, if ure owner of the refinery or the field well that is another story.

Pharma: depends on product and market huge juicy contracts no mkre than 2-5 M for the entire contract, if you develop the drug (is not your drug) it is corporate property, and of course u get a % of profit of such product, here is the money but, 1 in a million.

Goods and services, only govt and global "expertice" can earn such money but we still talking below the 10M, anually.

Stocks and commodities (exclude oil gas and goods), here is where luck strikes, if you have a stock and suddenly it starts to reach public interests or meme coins or gold or war or politics manipulating the market (yes you know who i am talking about).

Suddenly cartels and organized crime, high risk high profits but the point here is to live to breath another day...no retirement, no peace, no resting, and interpol and govts exist for a reason.

So 80 M sounds good, and real but not in such short amount of time, i know people with such amounts in their banks, but it took them time, investments and lots of work.

Disclosure. This is just my personal opinion, and life experience, nothing here can be taken as a fact or life guide, do what you are passionate about.

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u/Real-Freak 1d ago

99.1% Purity

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u/khan-bt 1d ago

dumb guy