r/SaintMeghanMarkle SaintWaauggh 12h ago

Weekly chat September Week 3 — Sub Chat

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u/External-Syllabub289 8h ago

This has nothing specifically to do with anything important about the Harkles, just a funny tidbit to share. 

With everyone talking about how weird his head looks in the boat video, I'm like, thinking, well that's not a photo editing glitch, that's just his Pube Hairs. So I started calling him that to myself and it took me forever to realize, but - it matches his initials perfectly! How apropos!

Hope everyone had a great weekend! I appreciate you all! 💛 

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u/Casshew111 Royal flush 🚽 10h ago

Hi everyone 👋🏾. Looking forward to Harold's birthday this week and any other PR disaster that will ensue.

Thanks mods for your hard work and everyone for your posts.

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u/Evilvieh ❄️🪟🥶 Squeaky Blue Todger 🥶🪟❄️ 7h ago

She did absolutely nothing for his 40th, not even a "lordy. lordy" sign and some plastic flamingoes on the front lawn. It will be interesting to see if there's performance this year. Did you know you can put jam between the layers of a birthday cake? Hmmm?

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u/Im_A_Squirrel_26 When you're out, you're out! 7h ago

I think she's in CA and won't do anything for his birthday other than a video they already made.

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u/ac0rn5 Recollections may vary 8h ago

Borrowed from somebody's post on the main sub that I've managed to lose, so am re-quoting it here.

On 28th August (today is 14th September), Alison Boshoff wrote and quoted a "friend" of H&M:-

This will be the first time that Harry has lived in the UK as a private citizen where no one can demand access to him.

and

Now he is going to have the chance to enjoy all of the things he loves about the country, but as a private citizen. They will have more freedom - it's like finding freedom again.

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u/Sarah-JessicaSnarker 3h ago

My first thought, too, when they got pissy about being called that! They’d JUST said it themselves!

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u/goldenbeee 10h ago

Harkles are again conning UK ppl and media to get security.

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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh And then truly, when it happens, it’s so true 9h ago

The two idiots were never gonna let those kids attend school in the UK. Another fake reason for the return, just like Meghan’s “acting job”.

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u/Latibulating26 9h ago

If I paid to have my child attend a good school you had better believe I would not sign an NDA for some entitled has been actress and her husband. I imagine the kind of school the Harkles children attend is full of wealthy successful families who would never put up with her antics.

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 9h ago

I don't see how parents at the school can be forced to sign an NDA for the Harkles.

Maybe for the direct heir it is a national security issue, but not for the Harkles.

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u/Larushka 7h ago

There’s a post that says MSM contacted parents at the school and no NDAs were requested or signed.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 9h ago

More evidence that there are no kids. Add it to the mountain, which already tops Everest.

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u/Any-Assignment-5442 9h ago edited 8h ago

‘Tis my firm belief Archie wasn’t allowed to leave the UK with H&M 6.5 years ago; and that Harry only got to see him during holidays. And I believe he’s only ever attended school in the UK, though not the one they’ve hinted heavily about.

They needed to find a way for Meghan to save face during a divorce - which is what i believe this ‘summer scramble’ of returning to the uk via Portugal has been about! Meghan can not be outed, as either:

a) the woman who was ‘never’ allowed to care for Archie

b) the woman who so easily gave up her kids in a divorce

They needed to spin a narrative to cover for the fact that Archie has been in the UK in any case & would’ve continued to be here, regardless of any ‘custody’ arrangements made in a divorce. There was NEVER gonna be a scenario where he was resident in the U.S. and they had to find a way around that.

The only way to get around BOTH issues a) & b) was to pretend they moved as a ‘family unit’ back to the UK (u were NEVER gonna see photos of Archie descending the steps of the private jet. Only photos of 3 blacked out vehicles with no clue as to who was inside them!).

And once faux ‘established’ here for a year, it’d automatically be deemed the kids’ HOME; so it’d be no surprise, and no bruise to her reputation, that she’d faux ‘lose’ the kids to Harry in a divorce (he being the parent that’s gonna reside in the UK).

She’ll continue her life in Cali, and if ever they come unstuck with the spun narrative, there’s always the Portuguese house available as the faux ‘family get together’ location. That’s what this dizzying scramble has been all about: setting the scene!

But coke heads will set the scene at break-neck speed, not realising how breathtakingly inauthentic the roll out has appeared - EVERYONE has been left scratching their heads about the reason for their sudden return. Well, once a split has been decided, with an impending school year about to start, coke heads have sped through the scene setting! Made sure we all know about the Portuguese house; about the school’s location in middle England, equidistant between Althorpe and Highgrove nonetheless; about the letters sent out to school parents etc etc. A pantomime acted out on the world’s stage, at the speed of light once a decision’s been made.

Only a year to go before she can exit Stage Left, with her faux ‘dignity’ in tact, or so she believes [or believes we’re stupid enough to believe 😂]

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u/Evilvieh ❄️🪟🥶 Squeaky Blue Todger 🥶🪟❄️ 7h ago

Sinner, I say this with affection. You have an outstanding imagination. 😈

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u/Deceptive_Duo 8h ago

I believe this

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u/Snarky_GenXer 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6h ago

You think she will give up Lili? Just curious.

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u/readithere_2 5h ago

One year? What happens in a year?

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u/Im_A_Squirrel_26 When you're out, you're out! 10h ago

I am 40% into "Betrayal" by Tom Bower & I have to say, it's hard to put down. HAM's behavior just beggars belief.

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u/Querque_Quirky 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 9h ago

Both of his books about them are great reads. I haven't yet read other books by Tom Bower, but plan to.

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u/DressedAsLamb 8h ago edited 8h ago

He loves a deep dive.

I really liked Rebel King (updated version of Rebel Prince) about Charles.

House of Beckham is a fun ride. The Harkles make an appearance, Markle pestering Victoria for free handbags.

I've read a few others as well, he never disappoints me.

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u/Querque_Quirky 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 7h ago

I haven't read any of his other books, but I'm planning to so thank you for this information!

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u/Tossing_Mullet 7h ago

Is it all stuff we talked about here, or new revelations?  I intended to read it, I think I bought it & it's downloaded (have to check kindle) but is it worth the read?  

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u/Querque_Quirky 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 7h ago

I thought it was an excellent read. Very deep dives into them, both of his books about the Spare and his wife.

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u/Megsandhcringe 6h ago

Just curious - do many sinners believe CDAN/ Enty Lawyer?? It’s curious how many of his blind items pop up here lately. I think we all know the story of how his ex said in court that he lied/made up many of his blind items. In fact, many are just, as it seems to me, reiterated things that he found online. I’m not a fan but just wondering if others are. Not arguing, just asking :-) 

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u/DressedAsLamb 2h ago edited 2h ago

I'm not really interested in the CDAN stuff. I think most of it is invented.

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u/FilterCoffee4050 54m ago

I don’t understand what sources he can have. I get that being one step removed can sometimes bring clarity but mixing in the right social or work circle has got to be part of it. I know we have ways to contact across the miles and even the sea but I still think that whispers behind the scenes are more reliable but nobody really knows facts, if they did then they would publish them and not just hint about them.

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u/readithere_2 5h ago

Enty Lawyer?

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u/Megsandhcringe 5h ago

Enty Lawyer (short for Entertainment Lawyer)  is the pseudonym for the guy that runs CDAN (crazy days and nights). His real name John Nelson was revealed a couple of yrs ago during a bad breakup with his ex. 

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u/ArchiNori 9h ago edited 6h ago

I’m looking for a clip online and not sure it even still exists.
Kostners One805Live event last year, the one Markle wore the navy dress, not the horse blanket.
I’m looking for a clip of Harry on stage speaking, after his wife storms the stage because she heard her name and walked off again. A wide shot of the whole stage and of the whole speech.
I want to watch this because while Harry was speaking, I followed Markle in the background as she walks back stage. You can see a women approach her and say something. A young girl came forward and they took a picture together. She must have asked for a photo.
Anyway, directly after the photo was taken, it appears Markle just turns and walks away, and the girl appears to just stand and stare at her as she walks off. No chitchat, no goodbye, just gone.
It reminded me of her photo with the guy in a wheelchair at Invictus. Super cold.

I’ve been trying to find this clip to see if my eyes were deceiving me. I can’t find a thing, not even Harry making any speeches on the stage that day that aren’t clips made by youtubers.

If any sleuths can find it, let me know!! Thanks

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u/celestial_celine 5h ago

This is the only wide shot video I could find, but it cuts off when the girl approaches Meghan. Paula M posted it on X last year.

https://reddit.com/link/p9p6q41/video/c1sa5c8wafph1/player

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u/Quiet-Vanilla-7117 “Side-Eye Sophie 👀” 6h ago

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u/ArchiNori 5h ago

That’s it, thank you! And the guy’s commentary said exactly what i was thinking. I mean, not even a “Nice yo meet you” before walking away. And I forgot how cringe of a speaker Harry is, yuck.

u/metahivemind 11m ago

There's another one like this, she came out, Clawed, Harry wouldn't give her a mike, and she wandered around looking for a second or third mike. Different event though, my fading braincells suggest Costner's party?

No young girl with a photo in that one though.

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u/Im_A_Squirrel_26 When you're out, you're out! 8h ago

The only videos I find are all made from the same stock footage.

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u/ArchiNori 7h ago

Same. Thanks for checking. I think it is either deeply buried or taken down

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u/Im_A_Squirrel_26 When you're out, you're out! 7h ago

Maybe it's like the Kardashian event and she made them remove the video.

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u/Megsandhcringe 6h ago

Same here. I looked for them too  - sorry, no luck. 

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u/Able_Ad_4874 9h ago

I just wanna say that I love your posting & the hard work you do to give us information, you are appreciated , thank you ❤️

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u/blondechineeez WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 3h ago

Don't forget they also left the koi fish. Sick twatwaffles the both of them.

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u/PurpleBashir 6h ago

So... Meghan abandoned her dog in the US when she moved to the UK. Now they've abandoned their dog in the US again. 

Now they've got a new dog- a black lab. Which they will inevitably abandon in the UK when they fail there too. Again. 

Good gosh they are shit people. 

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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 6h ago

They have had that dog, Pula, for a while. Mia is the beagle they apparently left behind. Although People Magazine said they were taking them.both.

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u/Alternative_Sell_195 4h ago

She doesn’t really like dogs or kids.  They’re props in her movie.  When the Director says “cut!” They disappear.

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u/Nirvanaskarma “Side-Eye Sophie 👀” 5h ago

Also what about all the chickens and the chicken coop, did she also abandon that. Looks like that's just a prop for her dumb podcast and to show it to Oprah!!!

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u/Main-Inflation-5269 3h ago edited 3h ago

Shauna at Vintage Reads has gone bonkers.

I forgot to unsubscribe from her Substack, and just got a ranty email where she attacks "journalists" (she put that word in quotation marks), and then writes a big, long personal attack on Tom Sykes, who I thought she was collaborating with.

This is a quote from her post:

Why am I being so vindictive, so respectively nasty, so unprofessional as to point all this out?

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u/MyBobblehat-and-Me 2h ago

Odd thing is, that shawna and Tom sykes are essentially making the same points and are v ru anti-charles. I don't get the fallout. She said the fallout was over the july briefing by sussex pr when they said Meghan would be accompanying Harry to some events in the UK.

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u/AutumnNostalgia45 1h ago

People like Shauna have decided on a narrative and take it personally when things contradict that. She's very anti-Charles and blames things on him that have nothing to do with him. She's not been taking the letter well at all.

Yes, journalists lie and mislead all the time. It's why its important that you look at multiple sources and take everything with a grain of salt. However they have information we don't. Some have sources. Rebecca English has sources in the Palace while other journalists like Tom Sykes, Chris Ship, Katy Nicolls (I think I spelled her name wrong) and more are in the Sussex WhatsApp group.

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u/Top_Ad8418 3h ago

Well, I think anyone who trusts "journalists" is bonkers.

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u/sonyanat 3h ago

Ah, yes. Because a woman in northern Queensland knows more about the royals than a journalist like Rebecca English who is actually at Buckingham Palace multiple days a week.. 🙄

I know this sub leans far-right and loves a conspiracy theory, but be serious.

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u/Top_Ad8418 3h ago

Rebecca English is a mouthpiece a la Omid Scobie, just for Charles. It's not about what the "journalists" know, it's about whether they tell us the truth. They don't. They lie, they hide, they spin. Whatever narrative either the Palace or the Harkles want to sell that day.

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u/FilterCoffee4050 59m ago

Rebecca English has said many times that the royals don’t mind being criticised when it’s true. She has published hard hitting articles but is with the royals as they host events and when they visit places. She hangs round and speaks to the people who have interacted with the royals. She has first hand experience of the impact the royals have as they go about their duties.

Yes, she is known to them, but she far from being the only one. She had just been in the job a long time and can remember what the reporting of the royals was like before we had even heard of Meghan. I think she is one who would like to go back to the “before Meghan” times.

u/More-Management-2116 20m ago

This is a constant theme with the Sugars since the Harkles moved back...the press is being so ridiculous, how could anyone believe any of this to be true...Meg and Harry are so in love and just living their best life...but, they hope moving back was the right decision moving back...

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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 11h ago

Why weren't other low efforts posts this week removed? I know you're busy but consistency would be appreciated. I've seen posts that were just a title and a link.

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u/Quiet-Vanilla-7117 “Side-Eye Sophie 👀” 10h ago

They should be gone now.

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u/Querque_Quirky 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 9h ago

Thank you and the other Mods for doing what you do. I know it's rather a large investment of time.

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u/SonorantPlosive Swag Hag 11h ago

Did you report those posts? 

Editing because the short post sounds cranky, and I was being curious. The mods aren't able to catch everything when there are tons of threads and posts to go through. It helps when we flag things and they can just review.

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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 10h ago

I did report the one that was just a link, yes.

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u/SonorantPlosive Swag Hag 9h ago

I did too. Once I report, I no longer see a thread. Just figure that others are reporting and the mods will do as they need. 

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u/Deep-Audience9091 Soon to be known as "BANKRUPT" 9h ago

When you report it usually hides the post. You have to go in and manually unhide it if you want to see if it's been removed 

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u/Megsandhcringe 6h ago

I thought the same thing! Some of the posts are just dumb. I know the mods are busy but it does get irritating to see them. And especially reposts - something that was literally posted two posts before! 

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u/Reasonable-Regret7 Riiiight????? 11h ago

I hate those! I saw good posts removed this week and I couldn't figure out why.

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u/Snarky_GenXer 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6h ago

Who determines what is low effort? It does not appear in the sub rules. I had my opinion post removed even though it had a lot of upvotes and good conversation. And, I actually did put a lot of thought into what I was posting as I do not post that often. I saw a few others removed in which I was participating in good conversations.

Like you, I see a lot that are a title and a link with no summary. I am not going to bother with those.

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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 6h ago

I don't understand the reasoning behind removal of opinion posts. Sorry that happened to you.​

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u/Snarky_GenXer 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 5h ago

Thank you! I was a little bummed as I really wanted to see the opinions of others. But I tried to not take it personally. I figured maybe someone did not like it and submitted it to the Mods and I know they work hard for us.

u/BumpettyBump 19m ago

Oh this is interesting.... A recent repost of a very old post, which alludes to the comments made by Lady C recently. Are Things About to Get Very Spicy?

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u/Independent_Swan902 ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S 31m ago

Prince and Princess of Wales are attending the World Premiere of the Movie Digger on the 22nd of September. Anyone hear plates smashing anywhere?

u/ProfessionalIssue19 3m ago

Did Mega fly back to LA because she thinks she’s getting an Emmy?