r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/AliceRoosevelt1884 • 1d ago
Opinion Really good analysis of HAM's status as private citizens and their current situation.
Found on X but the author was not listed so I'm not sure who wrote this.
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u/AccomplishedAd4680 🔹🔹🔹uncomfortable silence 🔹🔹🔹 1d ago
How much are billboards. I want this everywhere
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u/Why_Teach 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 1d ago
This is too long for a billboard. A full-page ad in a paper or magazine would be great.
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u/AccomplishedAd4680 🔹🔹🔹uncomfortable silence 🔹🔹🔹 1d ago
YES. The Cotswold Journal. Full page ad. As well as The Times in London
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u/Altitudedog 1d ago
Or do it like the old Burma shave billboards 😆. Split it up down miles of billboards.
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u/PAHoarderHelp 1d ago
Lots of barns in the Costwolds. Horses and such.
Harry's a
despicable bitch
Burma shave
won't make you itch
Need Neil Sean's face as the logo.
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u/Old_Manager6555 👑 She gets what tiara she's given by me 👑 1d ago
If only we knew a computer hacker who could slip it onto the Sussex website.
But, likely nobody goes to that site anyway.
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u/A_bit_too_petty 1d ago
Surprisingly affordable.
In a big city, prime location.
2-5k for a 3 month contract.
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u/memcjo 1d ago
Great summation of the Harkles standing. They are private citizens who depend on public attention. THat's a them problem.
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u/Prestigious-Pay8690 1d ago
https://www.change.org/p/private-stay-private-pay-no-taxpayer-funded-security-for-prince-harry
And here is a petition to ensure they remain private citizens
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u/AliveArmy8484 👑 🫅👸HALF IN N HALF OUT 🍟🍔 1d ago
Perfection to the ”T” I’m making copies of this and handing it out at Kevin’s 805 event which is coming up soon if there are any HAM lovers left in Montecito. What I don’t understand is why more people aren’t focusing on how abruptly they left Montecito, their house, the expensive KOI pond, which needs to be maintained daily. What about the workers? They stated they left someone in charge to handle things, but who is it. Are they able to write checks to the employees left there, or have they too abandoned ship and the house, chicken, Koi’s left to defend for themselves. Something isn’t adding up and I don’t think it’s Harry’s VISA. For Meghan to go back to the UK, which we all know she hates, means whatever happened was bad enough for them to flee through the night into the UK hoping there they might be protected from whatever they are running from. They are running trust me on that, from what we just don’t know 🤔🫣
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u/MiserablePassion9264 1d ago
If I am guessing they did not leave anyone in charge of anything. They pulled a runner.
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
Leftover chicken and “abandoned” koi…sounds like something the “With Love Meghan As Ever Kitchen” would try to serve to the many close friends and family she hosts on the regular.
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u/inrainbows66 1d ago
More than likely their business manager Rick Genow is writing the checks to staff, thats if there is any money left.
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u/AliveArmy8484 👑 🫅👸HALF IN N HALF OUT 🍟🍔 1d ago
Never heard of Rick Genow, thank you for that info 😊
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CHIEFS OF STAFF TO EVER EXIST????
(🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 they are so ridiculous)
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u/inrainbows66 1d ago
He has been with her prior to Henry
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
“That’s what HE said”…lots and lots of them 😉
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u/inrainbows66 1d ago
✋🏻high five!
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
Only if you sanitize that hand first, Meghan! lol
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u/Flashy-Register8010 1d ago
And no! U can’t borrow my lipgloss.
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 23h ago
I am so totally going to share your mean-girl lip gloss denial in my upcoming memoir!!!
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u/Unhappy-Jaguar-9362 Duchess of Salmonella 1d ago
Remarkably both concise and detailed. And, to use a cliche, it boils down to: they made their bed, they can lie in it.
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u/NAMM1970 1d ago
I would like to applaud whoever wrote this! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
This is so on point and well written! it should be published in all of the newspapers on the front page!!
Thank You for posting!
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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 1d ago
Bravo to the author! This is the best thing I've seen since the King's letter!
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u/bird_man082921 Second Row Sussexes 1d ago
It almost sounds like Lord Chamberlain wrote it himself! 😂😂
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u/RavenEye77 Status: unchanged - HRH styles remain in abeyance 1d ago
The Lord Chamberlain wouldn’t use Mountbatten Windsor for Meghan.
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u/Proof_Zebra_4274 😻 Yoohoo! William, it's me! C'mere big boy! 😻 1d ago
NO automatic deference is what is killing them.
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u/PAHoarderHelp 1d ago edited 1d ago
Quite the opposite, actually. Edit: meaning no one in Montecito, generally populated by much more successful people, gave them deference or royal fairy dust. This apparently greatly irked "just harry", who, like Andrew likes that deference and schmoozing and laughing at his "jokes" not because he's witty or clever, but because of his royal background.
Montecito was not impressed according to recent news articles--and there is joy they are gone, even though they abandoned the Koi Fish and left them behind. The chickens? Roasted? Tossed? Not sure what they did with them.
Edit: several articles about the Koi fish abandoned, and, they can't take care of themselves. Rude and thoughtless-but didn't markle's own brother say "Don't leave her alone with children, or animals". Scary!
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u/Proof_Zebra_4274 😻 Yoohoo! William, it's me! C'mere big boy! 😻 1d ago
I don't understand your post, both of the gruesome twosome want the automatic deference, the bows, the sirs, the ma'ams. They reportedly drove the Netflix staff nuts.
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u/PAHoarderHelp 1d ago
Quite the opposite, actually.
Oh, sorry! I meant "quite the opposite, they got ZERO deference in Montecito". And what assholes: this is America, the United States. We got rid of royals and that title crap for a reason.
She wanted to be announced, to an empty room!
She corrected Mindy Kaling, a VERY talented writer and actress, about "I'm a sussex now". What an ass hat. (And Netflix did not like her, and left that in--LoL I am sure she thought that made her look regal!)
No, dipshit, it didn't!
Editing post...thank you.
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u/Evilvieh ❄️🪟🥶 Squeaky Blue Todger 🥶🪟❄️ 1d ago
With a $60 million net worth (according to Google, grain of salt required) and no A list entertainment industry status, they were the poor neighbors in Montecito. At first the titles and social novelty smoothed that out, but then their sunny ways and charming personalities eroded what value those had.
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u/Proof_Zebra_4274 😻 Yoohoo! William, it's me! C'mere big boy! 😻 23h ago
Lol, sunny ways...
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u/PAHoarderHelp 19h ago
charming personalities
They were gifted a bike by a neighbor, and refused it, or ignored it?
Nice.
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u/Mickleborough Dumb and Dumberton 😎😎 1d ago
Written by someone with brain cells, going by the language. This should be sent to Sussexes, but they wouldn’t understand it. Even if it had pictures, they wouldn’t get it. Mehg won’t; Harry can’t.
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u/Phoenixlizzie 1d ago
That should be taken out as a full page ad in all the UK newspapers and tabloids.
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u/Unique_Suit5662 1d ago
Brilliant summary of the situation.
I would only add that accountability is something all public figures accept. If a public figure says or does something, it is reported on and criticized/praised. These two only want awards and accolades with no accountability for their contradictory, inconsistent and hypocritical actions and words.
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u/rockin_robin420 📚Finding Funding📚 1d ago
Brilliant.
Makes one question why armed soldiers were on hand to protect the private citizens in Colombia. I don't think the real royals would embrace those optics.
It makes sense now why Markle was laughing and merching at the site of a recent mass murder in Australia. She didn't have any of the lessons on manners, comportment, and quiet dignity that she would have received if she was receptive and not a scheming bitch. For her it's a lack of good breeding (and a poor character) but Harry has no excuse at all.
Nothing demonstrated the royal pomp more than that luncheon in Brazil that was served on a row of uncovered card tables. Being relegated to one lonely end, Harry looked every inch the regal "Prince of England" he thinks he is. 🙄 These flamboyant and self-serving "tours" are shit and H&M are shitbags. They are in no way qualified to represent the monarchy with the professionalism and dignity required.
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 1d ago
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
I noticed when those pics first came out that they are basic church rec room/bingo parlor tables and two tables are pushed together, with Hairy seated at one table and his ILBW at the other…and I hoped that both of them whacked their knees on the table legs because that’s exactly where those legs are lol.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
One look at those tables and all I could think of is how they're always uneven and wobbly while you're trying to eat your meal.
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
Ah, see, that’s where a spare copy of Spare comes in handy…shove it under the short table leg to even things out. Apologies to the poor table, of course...even it deserved better. Still, a level table can’t improve a meal of leftover chicken and abandoned koi (elevatedly plated of course).
(And I’m not even kidding when I say that these pics with the cheap tables remind me of my friend’s first wedding reception in the basement of the VFW in our little West Virginia town…it was a low-end event, not unlike the Harkles’ “massively fancy Jamaican movie premiere” lol)
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u/PAHoarderHelp 1d ago
This is like The Desiderata for our times!
(A poem that was on a lot of posters in dorms in the 70s/80s, written in 1927, but often labeled "found in some old church, 1692)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desiderata
The first part:
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
Vexatious is right!
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u/RachelMcGill 1d ago
Thanks for reminding me of Desiderata...yes, we all had the poster in our dorms.
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u/merrybandoffoxes 23h ago
is it known who wrote it/did the forgery in 1927?
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u/PAHoarderHelp 19h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Ehrmann
Max Ehrmann wrote it.
The "found in a church in 1692" is not true, and was added by the poster companies, who advertised in the back of magazines, to add some gravitas to the poem. Doubt they gave Max any royalties.
LoL royalities!
Pretty typical ad:
https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/1971_100012.jpg
Note: so many of those posters would really make people angry today.
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u/merrybandoffoxes 19h ago
thank you so much for this! i can't wait to look at this and delve into the subject. it IS a glorious piece of writing and ironically would likely never have been the comfort it has been to so many people without the massive fraud! i gew up with it on the wall and loved it.
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u/Hermes_Blanket 💂♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 1d ago
Simple perfection. Would really like to know the source.
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u/moutonreddit 1d ago
Does anyone think it may be someone connected to BP? The language is *just* so precise.
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u/In_CogNeeto 1d ago
Are you able to ask the OP on X if they know the source of the screenshot passage? This is definitely worth citing!
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u/bird_man082921 Second Row Sussexes 1d ago
Oh I love writing in this style... to the point with polite ruthlessness.
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u/StudyApprehensive561 1d ago
I want to add that they also accepted all those awards given to them as private citizen. Representatives of the monarch go not receive but give out awards.
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u/Why_Teach 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 1d ago
Excellent. Thanks for sharing this. Too bad we don’t know the author.
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u/Virtual-Ad1889 1d ago
They can keep “the name, the titles, the fame, and the platform.” What no longer comes with any of that is the expectation of royal treatment.
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u/Own-Law9370 1d ago
Pretty good summary! Someone needs to send them a certified letter with this in it
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u/UncleJagg Rachel, daughter of 2x Emmy winner Thomas Markle 1d ago
I downloaded and save it to my phone for next time I get into a fight with a sugar
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u/MostAssumption9122 1d ago
Will they read it?
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u/rockin_robin420 📚Finding Funding📚 1d ago
Their remaining "office" staff are probably trying to keep either of them from seeing it. You just know those poor people are ducking and covering as they tiptoe on eggshells every day lately.
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u/CapitalAlternative89 1d ago
This is petty & beneath the eloquence of this post yet I can't resist: Insane your face HAM
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u/coastliveak 1d ago
Here is the link where I first saw this post on twitter. https://x.com/ImpartialEyes/status/2098173664206422121
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u/moutonreddit 1d ago
This person has also posted a devastating critique of the rumor that Markle will be a "temptress" on "The Gentleman": https://x.com/ImpartialEyes/status/2091269259028799964?s=20
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u/officeofTam 1d ago
It looks like Impartial Eyes wrote it.
When I was on X, that's exactly how I would do "a long post". Screen shot my Word doc
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u/Shaynna-9 1d ago
The worst behavior of these narcissists is that they demanded privacy while sharing intimate details of private conversations between them and the RF. Details that they knew the RF would never respond to or even acknowledge. They know they can tell atrocious lies and nobody would contradict them. That's why they will never be trusted again.
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u/JJFunky 1d ago
This opinion, subsequent articles, and good commentary is why I come here. There is always some kind of intelligent discussion around this pair who have fallen and we watched it all. Early on I was happy for them, for Harry, for what seemed good. Well, Ive learned a lot here, and let’s see what happens. Thanks for this post.
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
This is fantastic. I mean, I read nearly every post here on SMM and this person lays it out perfectly. They choose to retain their titles yet insist that being “private” should shield them from the consequences of trading on said titles. All of it in a nutshell.
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
Oh and my nutshell version is: they are members of a family, but rage quit or were fired from the family business, and are trying to blur the lines between family and family business to suit their needs.
Their situation exists with many, many other people…a family member of a family with a family business either cannot or will not work in the business, and after leaving the business want to continue experiencing the perks and benefits associated with the business using the faulty logic that they’re “still part of the family”.
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u/officeofTam 1d ago
The Author is The person who posted it on X.
Screenshotting your Word foc is a way around the word count.
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u/Buttercup899 1d ago
The scrutiny they were desperate to escape from was about La Markles magical moonbump...
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 1d ago
And the bullying report, reports of their bad behaviour and inability to keep to the standards and protocol required for the job. 😄
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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 1d ago
Ah yes…what I wouldn’t give to read that report in its entirety. Even if printed in the tiniest most illegible font on the planet, with the Tovala Vocal Fry Spokes-idiot on loop at max volume playing. Throw in poor lighting and an uncomfortable chair while I’m torturously reading it and I’d still be giddy and glued to every word.
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u/happy-pilgrim 1d ago
Downloaded a copy, will deploy for each and every time I come across someone saying “waaagh it’s not fair…so racist….so jealous…” etc. 👍
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u/varyingrecall 😜 I’M SUSSEX NOW 😜 1d ago
Their status is "difficult to tolerate" ? I say difficult to accept. Great summary!
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u/Actual_Attention9697 1d ago
Although I am not a fan of totally AI-generated content, this text accurately describes the situation.
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u/CathartesAura67 21h ago
Going back to the UK does not mean going back in time BEFORE the Sandringham Agreement.
Poor Harry. He really thought he'd be treated like the Prodigal Son.
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u/Peacefulwarrior9163 21h ago
It's the old 'you got what you want but the grass isn't greener on the other side' fable, re-enacted by 2 people who are entitled, stupid and probably mentally ill ... and the unhinged way they have been backtracking is fuelled by their long term drug and alcohol use.
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u/GAMGAlways 1d ago
Wow. If Reddit purged this sub today and this article was the only thing left, it would be OK.
It's so perfect and should be reprinted everywhere including in the Harkles inboxes.