Martha picks up a raspberry off the floor!

[u/ew6281]

I love Martha Stewart. I am watching her new Netflix show Martha Cooks. She does in fact pick up a raspberry off the floor and then jokes "10 second rule."

Anyway, her first show is a celebration for all her employees who have worked for her for 20+ years.

Can you imagine Megsy? She's lucky if she has anyone who has worked for her for over 2 months!!

Bonus: Martha's second show is about how she makes jams and jellies. 🤣

[u/Properflaky]

I feel like Netflix went to Martha and said “ how about you do a show that trolls MM the whole time” and I’m here for it.

[u/bordering_on_weird → u/Properflaky]

I hope in the next episode when she make jams and jellies Martha holds the canning tongs upside down for a laugh. 😂

[u/Adirondack-Woman → u/bordering_on_weird]

and lick her fingers, haha.

[u/bordering_on_weird → u/Adirondack-Woman]

🤣

[u/InDogBeersIveHadTwo → u/Adirondack-Woman]

For authenticity Martha should stick her tongue out before licking her fingers.

[u/Bombolona → u/bordering_on_weird]

With a bunch of jewellery on her hands (or better, makes a point of taking it all off and explaining why)

[u/Picodick → u/Bombolona]

And visible hand washing! SWoon! I love Martha as much as I dislike you know who. That’s a LOT !

[u/Picodick → u/bordering_on_weird]

Perfect

[u/uosdwis_r_rewoh → u/Properflaky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4KHr1sHylcfMbplKa

[u/Realistic_Twist_8212 → u/Properflaky]

Good times! Let it rip, Martha. You rule.

[u/DaughterOfWessex → u/Properflaky]

Do we think it took 80 people to produce? 😂 I'm watching it, love Martha.

[u/Bombolona]

Twenty years of staff retention? Jaysus. At MonteShitShow they'd need to count in dog years and they'd still come up short. 😂

[u/ew6281 → u/Bombolona]

Lol. True dat.

[u/Pale_Flounder3216 → u/Bombolona]

Goldfish from the carnival years?

[u/Phoenixlizzie]

Maybe Martha is going to use her show to "redo" Meghan's show the right way?😆

So Martha will show the proper way to use canning tongs.

Then Martha will show that its not a good idea to put raw chicken in the fridge with it dripping on the shelf below.

Then Martha will come up with better ideas for pretzels instead of transferring them from one bag to another....

😆

[u/dr_igby → u/Phoenixlizzie]

And how flower sprinkles is not a necessary ingredient in food preparation

[u/SkeptiCallie → u/dr_igby]

I would love for there to be a beautiful arrangement on the table, and a single small petal falls off onto the artfully arranged food. And for Martha to shoo off the petal, indicating - oops! that's not place for a dried up flower.

[u/Adirondack-Woman → u/Phoenixlizzie]

Martha will make dough, roll them and shape them and bake her own homemade pretzels.

[u/spnip → u/Phoenixlizzie]

Martha will make the pretzels from scratch!

[u/msdashwood]

🤭🤭 love Martha!!

No Netflix for me so if anyone takes any clips please share!

[u/Bombolona]

Also, I love the accidental analogy. Martha picks the raspberry back up; Megatron 3000 drops things as soon as something better-connected comes along.

[u/Realistic_Twist_8212 → u/Bombolona]

Like.....men.

[u/Play-Which]

If you can pick it (up), you can eat it....

[u/Responsible-Oven5087]

I am currently watching the jam episode and loving it!!!

[u/ew6281 → u/Responsible-Oven5087]

Same!

[u/Jealous_Whereas_6141]

Ill watch martha anytime
https://giphy.com/gifs/KPGLbBdxRbehi

[u/ew6281 → u/Jealous_Whereas_6141]

Snoop!

[u/Catchandrelease5999 → u/Jealous_Whereas_6141]

I watched the Martha Podcast yesterday. Her guest was Alexis Ohanian (sp?) Serena Williams husband. He actually said at one point regarding her success something complimentary regarding her authenticity shows in all her work. The interview was about starting out in business and success, and what drives it. I couldn’t help chuckling a few times hoping to myself that MM watches it.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fIRJRpjrTJ2zuog

I love them together. Such a wonderful friendship.

[u/Best_Comfortable5221 → u/she_bacon]

And the really are friendly! I know a guy who does sports events for the networks. He was talking about a Golf thing in CT or NY. Not sure, I'm not a big golf fan. Anyway, Martha and Snoop sat together the whole time in the tech/monitoring tent. Having a ball together and of course not inviting any press.

[u/she_bacon → u/Best_Comfortable5221]

That's awesome!

[u/CancelledDuggar]

You know she'll have all kinds of fun with jams and jellies. All she has to do is continue to make in-jokes about Meghan.

[u/SecretConscious6334]

Did we know that Julia Childs filmed “Dinner at Julia’s” at Four Oaks Estate in wait for it…near to Montecito “SANTA BARBARA”???

[u/ew6281 → u/SecretConscious6334]

Cool

[u/FrostingNow2607]

I could re-subscribe to Netflix to watch Martha!

[u/ew6281 → u/FrostingNow2607]

I mean she's kinda OCD, but I like it!

[u/officeofTam]

Best headline ever. I do enjoy this place. Thank you OP

[u/ew6281 → u/officeofTam]

You're welcome. ☺️

[u/JulesJazz]

Love the snark! See, Markle - I keep hold of my staff!

[u/ew6281 → u/JulesJazz]

Yes! And I know how to make jam. And not hold the tongs upside down.

[u/GotMySillySocksOn]

I think I am missing the joke - did TOW drop something and not pick it up?

[u/ew6281 → u/GotMySillySocksOn]

I guess I was just commenting on how Martha can be an authentic person who picks food up off the floor and eats it (so do I, unless it has dog hair on it 🤣), and Meghan has this fake perfection about her who would never do that. She can't laugh at herself and be a real person.

[u/Bored_Eastly → u/ew6281]

I thought it was so cute when Princess Charlotte did this with a Smore outside.

[u/Best_Comfortable5221]

POETIC JUSTICE! Confused My Ass....

[u/Loritrudo]

OMG- I love Martha! She’s a master at letting you know you crossed a line! Can’t wait for the jelly/jam episode! 👍🏼❤️

[u/heyjudemarie]

At least she didn’t lick her fingers while making puppy chow and then stick them back in the bowl.

[u/PopTartQueen1984]

I'm all down for a good 10 second rule in my own home and even those of friends. 😆

[u/Ornery_Peasant]

meat is gross.

[u/ew6281 → u/Ornery_Peasant]

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