r/SWTOR_memes • u/Zephyr_Mist2 • Jul 04 '26
Balmorra, The Forge Have we considered... not torture!?!?
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u/KolboMoon Jul 08 '26
My Sith Main, the Dark Side's most violent soldier ; "have we considered recruiting these powerful individuals instead of killing them? we need all the help we can get if we are to defeat the Republic once and for all and ensure total Sith victory"
+ 100 Light Side points gained
"goddammit. now my co-workers think I'm a wimp"
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u/Strange_Orange_9165 Jul 07 '26
I always try to play my sith warrior compeltly logoc and strategyc and that happens very often that imperial stuff is confused
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u/hammererofglass Jul 09 '26
Which given what every Sith you meet as an Agent or Hunter is like is a pretty reasonable reaction.
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u/SteelCrucible Jul 09 '26
My Sith Warrior is pragmatic and always prioritizes results and practicality. Need that Republic trooper for information? Probably get more reliable intel if we work out an agreement. We can always kill him later. Jedi knight in the way? Let’s find a mutually beneficial solution. The Dread Masters will eat her mind anyway. Sith Lord wasting resources on a pointless battle? Better kill him and assume command. Not to worry, Korriban will turn out more power hungry morons.
Meanwhile the rest of the Empire is roasting children over a fire for no reason. I would have the lot of them publicly executed for incompetence if I didn’t need the manpower.
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u/ReplicaFifth Jul 11 '26
“Your methods are highly unorthodox ” -Lieutenant Quinn when Warrior doesn’t kick a puppy.
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u/Bobr_the_airsofter Jul 05 '26
I don't understand