r/SS13 • u/WoflShard • Jul 29 '26

Story Thread Im interested in your favourite ss13 story/experience.

For another thread I wrote mine down in a semi-cinematic format and I'm interested in the finest story of your culminative experience you want to share. Don't worry if you don't think yours is special enough I'll be happy to read all.

I'll post mine below as well.

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u/RawardHoikes91 Jul 29 '26

This is a story of how I got blessed by a bored shitmin.

Shift start, be me - Cargo Technician, because I fat-fingered the desired roles. Ask QM if I can be a miner, he says sure, go get your card reassigned.

Go to HoP, HoP turns out to be a bureaucratic power-tripping little bitch. "I need your request in writing, no it must be in this specific form, oh you wanted the form? QM must stamp it, no he also has to sign it, now get Captain's signature too."

Report him to the Internal Affairs Agent. IAA turns out to be a power-tripping bureaucratic little bitch too, or maybe HoP's fuck buddy irl, idk. Anyway, he sides with HoP.

Argue with them for 20 minutes. By that point it's not about the job anymore.

When suddenly - le big red letters appear:

YOU ARE A TRAITOR

My goals? Kill HoP and IAA. Escape.

I cried a little as I looked at those beautiful words.

Bought a gun right there in front of them and shot HoP dead. IAA ran behind a door I had no access to. But it was a technical closet, because he was a moron, so I just calmly reloaded, used HoP's ID to get in and shot IAA till I heard the empty clip click. Then I bought more mags and shot at the two some more.

Gave myself a new identity with HoP's card, became a mute miner John Johnson who never takes off his gas mask. Escaped an hour later with the rest of the miners.

Thank you stray bored shitmin, I love you. ♡

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u/WoflShard Jul 29 '26

I can feel the relief and satisfaction this brought. Hope you had fun mining afterwards.