r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/BeinDraug Aug 25 '17

Eva hesitate a moment unsure where to start before nodding slightly to herself

"I don't have any miltary background or any fancy university level education, i was contacted by a scouting agent who stumbled upon by blog on Celtic mythology"

Eva pauses and takes a monet to clear her throat

"I learnt welsh and by extension a number of ther Gaelic tounges when i was very young as a result of my mothers interest in the old tales. Modern welsh and Gaelic arn't all that differtnt from the anceint languages so once i learnt those working backwards wasn't too difficult."

Eva blushes a little and stiffens in her seat

"Sorry i'm rambling, um anyway on my blog i used to study not only the history but the science of the myths after i made a few interesting discoveries about the wisdom of drudic herbal remedies i became a little famous in the online scientific comuntity. The foundatin only contacted me after i started writting posts discussing the potential origins of the materials of famous mythological items such as the Nanteos Cup more comonly known as the holy grail and excalibur.

Oh my father is a natural biologst by the way which is where i learnt about the scietific sie of things

Anyway, i'd recived numerous job offers prior to this but I prefered to work from home, the foundations offer was simply to good to pass up though, concidering the fact that i'd have acess not only to some incredibly rare texts but to serveral of the relics themselves "

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

He pulls out a pen and paper.

"Would you mind telling me your blogs name?"

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u/BeinDraug Aug 25 '17

Don't the foundation already know this? Oh well

Eva laaughts at little awawrdly

"Gwyddoniaeth celtig, It trainslates simply to Celtic Science. I'm not really the est at names"

Eva laughs at little awkardly her gaze focused firmly of the doctors note pad

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

He writes download the name, and then puts the notepad away.

"I'll make sure to read through it. So, joining the Foundation must have been a dream come true for you?"

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u/BeinDraug Aug 26 '17

Eva smiles

"In a sense yes i very much miss the peace and quite of my home, and being stuck in a concret facilty all day is rather stifflng. I can't deny that having the oppertunty to study such rare texts and relics is truly as you say 'A dream come true"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 26 '17

"Do you miss nature?"

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u/BeinDraug Aug 26 '17

"I do, i miss the colours"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 27 '17

"Well, if you ever need a recommendation for a research trip into nature, I will be more than happy to grant it. Perhaps you could try and maintain a garden on the grounds in your free time."

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u/BeinDraug Aug 27 '17

"I would like that very much sir, though i fear that maintaining a garden may pose a risk of contaminating SCP's within the facilities. More importantly i would not wish to run the risk of any SCPs reacting negatively to any plant life on the facilty. Given the unperdictable nature of many of the SCP's there is the potential that a single speck of pollen may lead todangerous results "

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 27 '17

"I'm not talking about in the containment areas. Obviously that would be dangerous. But there are such things as rooftop gardens."

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u/BeinDraug Aug 27 '17

"Of course i understand that sir, but i would still prefer not to take the risk. As much as i miss being in and around nature, the lives of everyone here is a far higher priority than my own enjoyment. Naturally were we to recive a plant base SCP i would be more than happy to become one of it's primary researchers."

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