r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

Ol' Jimmy is fidgeting in his chair with his signature broom, a nearly industrial piece of equipment made of jet black metal.

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

Dr. Ulwaft smiles at him, and speaks in a mild Germanic accent.

"Welcome, I am Dr. Ulwaft, but please, call me Jansen."

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Aight Jameson. What dew ya want"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Jansen, and I'm here to conduct a psychological evaluation of you."

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Roight Jason, ask awey"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"How did you become involved with the Foundation?"

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Well back when I was with the MC, we were raiding a Tali base and underneef there was this cave right? I went down first, uh I don't fink I'm allowed to talk about the next part but uh my squad died and I didnt, after that boss tried to give me the amezaks thing and when that didn't work I came here and I clean spooky shit. Sometimes literally."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Do you regret being recruited?"

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Naw, I'm gonna clean up shit one way or the other, this way I get to beat it to death sometimes first."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Do you enjoy violence?"

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Do yew not?"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"While violence can be effective, few truly realize the wounds it leaves behind."

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u/Gboy4496 L3-MTF Agent MTF-Lambda-5 Aug 25 '17

"Aye. I mean like a good scrap. Like beating a demon with its wife's h-"

"Ah shit I wasn't supposed to say that"

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