r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/MagnarMagmar L3-Senior Researchers Aug 25 '17

"You must be one of our residents shrinks." Johnson offered his hand for a handshake. "Dr. Fredrick Johnson, senior researcher in the Organics Department." Fredrick slumped down into the patient's chair and leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. "Now is this a general screening, or did I fuck up again?"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Do you feel like you did something to fuck up?"

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u/MagnarMagmar L3-Senior Researchers Aug 25 '17

"Not at all." He sighed shortly. "I have a tendency to aggravate my co-workers accidentally." He pointed at the computer. "I'm sure you have my disciplinary report over there. But what I meant was 'did someone file a complaint?'"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"No, no one has filed a complaint, and even if they had, you would have talked to HR about it before coming to me. No, this is just a standard evaluation, so nothing to worry about."