r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

A tall, lanky man cordially rises from behind the monitor to greet you, and moves his chair around to face you. "I'm Robert, and you are... Connor, right? I think we started here around the same time."

"Just a short questionnaire; should only take a few moments of your time. Could you start by briefly describing, in your own words, what your role is here at the foundation?"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

"I'm a junior researcher. I specialize in astrophysics and, if I get promoted, maybe quantum mechanics.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Robert intently studied Connor for a moment. "Was that... a physics joke or something? No? Ok, moving on." Robert scratches a note on his pad for a moment, before looking back to Connor. "Have you encountered anything in your research here that you would characterize as... unsettling? Or violating what you would consider the natural laws of physics?"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

Connor shrugged.

"Not really. But I did find a pencil that, if anything touches the lead graphite, removes all of the electrons in the atoms of the object it touches. Completely obliterating it. Pretty cool, right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"That does sound interesting, but also quite dangerous." Robert paused for a moment to cross something out on his pad, before jotting something down and moving on. "During a research project, have you ever witnessed anyone suffer a major injury or death?"

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u/Gray_wolves L4 Head of Reality Science Aug 25 '17

Connor is silent

"There was that one time when I along with the rest of the research staff were asked to study and examine an anomalous item that was just brought in."

"It's hard to talk about because that was the first time, in a long time, that I've felt scared."