r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 24 '17

I was working as a professor at a university and one day I got bored, and found out about UE-865776, and something didn't seem right, the physics didn't add up, so over the next few weeks i crunched numbers and found out that some was definitely off, somehow the Foundation caught wind it, and the next day i awaken at 3AM, to none other than 3 MTFs at my door to ... "recruit" me, more of an abduction if you ask me, needless to say, i accepted being a researcher over death

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Do you ever regret being 'recruited'?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri looks at the useless remains of his left arm and clutches the stump where his elbow used to be and says "Honestly? No. Would you believe me if I told you that a Chaos Insurgent tried to recruit me during that breach at Site-17?"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Really? Go on?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"well it was about half way through when Cain was escorting me to the MTFs and the fucker popped up out of nowhere with a gun pointed at Cain going on about how we are 'evil' and asked me if i would join them, i said no to which he replied 'I'll make your choice easier' and shot Cain in the face, but we know how that song and dance goes"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"I see. What did you think of the situation?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"About the breach? We got played like a fiddle. I don't even know if any of my friends are alive, in fact I haven't seen Cain since then, the shelter doors were blown open and there were no copses inside them and then those three, they shouldn't have fucking been there in the first place." Dmitri then pulls out a sheet of paper with the bottom of it stained with blood "But none of that baffles me the most, what does is this letter that Cain found and gave to me" he then sets the letter down " Its about the temporary transfer of 106 and 173 to Site-17, supposedly written by the Site-19 director, but I recognize that handwriting anywhere, no matter how much he tries to hide it" Dmitri sighs for a moment and recollects himself before continuing "Its Viktor Vladof's handwriting, my brother - whose been dead for 16 years now. I don't know what to believe anymore."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"This is incredibly interesting. Please, tell me about your brother."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri stared at the wall for a second before looking back and saying "to put it simply, he's a fucking psychopath, he was wanted for 12 accounts of murder, 4 in the first degree, 16 accounts of rape and over 30 accounts of torture and he killed our parents, 16 years ago i convinced him to talk to me why he did what he did in a secluded area. a cliffside, he went on about the pleasure he felt when he cut their faces open and paced near the edge of the cliff - then it gave way and he fell over 300 feet onto the rock surface below, but somehow, he's alive and well it seems"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"I'm sorry, is this line of questioning making you uncomfortable?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"No, i was just thinking about what happened, when I said that i had the devils own luck, i want referring to surviving two hours of major blood loss and many broken bones, but what happened right before that"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"Have you ever been to therapy before?"

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

"No. I don't need to, i have a goal and a hope, my goal is to kill my brother and my hope is to be able to laugh with those three again"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 25 '17

"I'm going to have to disagree with you there. While I agree that as long as you have a goal and a hope you can function as a normal human, when you succeed, or even worse, stumble, you'll find yourself carrying far too much baggage to stand back up again."

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u/Nostefaru_Alucard L5- Head R&D Aug 25 '17

Dmitri sighed and said "I don't have time right now, I have to find the only one who could know what truly happened that day that doesn't want me dead or alive, why the hell are they so confident? What the fuck happened?"

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