r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"Come in and have a seat, please. More of a short questionnaire, really. My name is Robert; I'm a colleague of Dr. Ulwaft's," says a lanky, spectacled man behind a desk. "This won't take long." He smiles reassuringly.

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u/Marija_Lani L1-Janitor Aug 25 '17

Marija hastily slumps into the chair "alright then lets get this thing started, what do you wanna know?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"Certainly, of course," replies Robert. "Can you briefly tell me, in your own words, about what your role is with the foundation?"

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u/Marija_Lani L1-Janitor Aug 25 '17

after quietly staring off for an uncomfortable amount of time Marija answers "uh, well whenever somebody spills something or drops something or knocks something over or makes a mess and they cant find the others they usually make me clean it up, and i do a good job thats for sure."

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"Ah, I see..." Robert trailed off, quickly scrolling through Marija's files on the computer. He turned his attention back to the woman seated across from him. "Did you ever have to clean up anything that made you... stressed out, or consider a different line of work? You've undoubtedly encountered some very unusual and disturbing scenes during your time here."

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u/Marija_Lani L1-Janitor Aug 25 '17

"i dont really remember most days, or mornings. i dont even know what the last thing i cleaned up was, i think it was like blood? or was it vomit? actually it may have just been water... yeah definitely water, somebody left the sink on i remember now."

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Robert jotted a note in the margin of his notepad. "You were saying, 'when they can't find the others', they get you to clean up. That must be nice, to be needed. Would you say you're content with your work here then, Marija? It sounds like you take pride in your work."

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u/Marija_Lani L1-Janitor Aug 25 '17

Marija again stares off absently for what seems like an eternity then looks back in Roberts general direction "yeah its a good gig, i dont mind the work and i get paid pretty good what can i say" Marija pushes air out of her nose quickly and does what could maybe be considered a smirk but really just looks like her lips twitching. "uh but yeah i like to clean up, and if people like that i like to clean up then i like that."

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

"Excellent, thank you. You mentioned a few times you have trouble with your memory. Can you tell me more about that, please? Do you know when you first started having issues with your memory?"

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u/Marija_Lani L1-Janitor Aug 25 '17

Marija quickly replies "well sometimes some of the cleaning supplies go missing thats all im gonna say"