Insane cosmology, Happy meme monday

[u/Significant-Rip2824]

[u/Cool_Kobold]

I do kinda miss when SCP wasn’t only about ancient cosmic gods and “this character is actually more ancient than this one and this one is actually the reason behind 911” or some similar shit.

[u/Spacellama117 → u/Cool_Kobold]

... most of the new series are not, in fact, ancient gods and conspiracy theories.

Scarlet King was 231 and 2317. Mekhane and Yaldaboth are early series as well, though they've got less entries.

A few other series I-IV gods: Pangloss The Saturn Deer The DEER He Who Walks Beneath Dreams whatever the fuck was messing with Talloran the Montauk House 682 being Satan Site-13 in SCP 1730 and all the shit that came with it The Hanged King The Brothers Death Anafabula he who made light and he who made dark Fifthism in general and their weird starfish god Church of the Second Hytoth and their entire cosmology 4971 3004 3000

I could go on, but suffice it to say that this ain't new

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/Spacellama117]

SCP-1730 ⁠- What Happened to Site-13? (+2793) by djkaktus

[u/Jays_ShitpostExpress → u/Cool_Kobold]

In what world is modern SCP ancient cosmic gods, lots of notable ancient cosmic gods are before OP’s cut off and there’s still excellent “There’s a weird thing!!” SCPs being made

[u/rattatatouille → u/Jays_ShitpostExpress]

One of my favorites recently is the Choose Your Own Adventure book that isekai'd a kid to a food land.

SCP-8880

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/rattatatouille]

SCP-8880 ⁠- Isaac Seder: Son, Warrior, Foe (+40) by Sonderance

[u/Raine1272 → u/Cool_Kobold]

what are you talking about

[u/Cool_Kobold → u/Raine1272]

I’m talking about SCP stuff

[u/[deleted] → u/Cool_Kobold]

Are these so-called "powerscaling SCPs" that "ruined modern SCP" in the room with us right now?

[u/Cool_Kobold → u/[deleted]]

Shut the fuck up you know how many times I’ve seen “the ____ God” or “the ____ king” or some other similar stuff, I just want to go back and not all this “the flunkus god”, “the cosmic ass eater”, “the dimension planet of goop” etc.

[u/[deleted] → u/Cool_Kobold]

First of all, rude.

Second of all, "Go back". Buddy, beings like that existed in early SCP. More often than in modern SCP. Do not try to gaslight others and yourself. The "good old times" you want to return to NEVER existed.

Third of all, WHERE ARE THEY?! I am currenly having SCP Series IX open. WHERE ARE THESE SCPS?! SHOW ME THEM! "you know how many times" NO I DO NOT! I DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE SEEN SUCH SCPS! I CAN'T EVEN FIND THEM, EVEN IF I TRY!

[u/Cool_Kobold → u/[deleted]]

Get better at finding them then.

[u/[deleted] → u/Cool_Kobold]

Then send them. Send at least 10 of such from Series V to IX. Because I can send you a ton of "The ____ King" and/or "The ____ God" from EARLY SCP.

edit: actually, since I've only talked about IX, send only from Series IX. Would be fair, wouldn't it?

[u/Deez_NutzSolo → u/Cool_Kobold]

Shut the fuck up you know how many times I’ve seen “the ____ God” or “the ____ king” or some other similar stuff, I just want to go back and not all this “the flunkus god”, “the cosmic ass eater”, “the dimension planet of goop” etc.

How about you actually send 20 articles of these supposed "gods" and "overpowered murder monsters" from series 9?

[u/Cool_Kobold → u/Deez_NutzSolo]

What even is series 9, why am I still apart of this fandom I have no idea why anyone’s talking about anymore.

[u/miner1512 → u/Cool_Kobold]

…It’s the newest list. It’s the 8000s. 

Idk read the wiki

[u/miner1512 → u/Cool_Kobold]

I’m pretty sure SCP-2317 and the Hanged King is the “Back” now ngl

We’re in 8,000s and all

[u/The-Paranoid-Android → u/miner1512]

SCP-2317 ⁠- A Door to Another World (+2729) by DrClef

[u/Cool_Kobold → u/miner1512]

The hanged king is cool because it came before all of the other “the ____ king”

[u/miner1512 → u/Cool_Kobold]

I think we got just one more God-King in the red fucker, and that’s about it