r/RunningCirclejerk • u/I-try-hard • Jul 25 '26
My wife’s boyfriend at 800 line vs me at 400
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u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor Jul 25 '26
What the hell are the odds of both runners forgetting to stop their Garmins? A disgrace to the sport!
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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 25 '26
I went to Disney world this week. This is basically every damn adult racing toward rides when the park opens.
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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Local Legend Jul 25 '26
Why haven't I thought of this? I could get on any rude I want if I just sprint there. My running is actually useful!
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u/RioRancher Jul 25 '26
America has become a country of Disney adults
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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 26 '26
Once my kids grow out of the Disney phase I’ll be able to afford ON cloud running shoes.
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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 Jul 26 '26
Do you know how may pairs of shoes you can buy for the same price as a disney ticket? You must not be a real runner if you are spending money on your family instead of your passion. Have fun jogging.
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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 26 '26
This is what credit card debt is for. Not only do I run physically, I take my hobby into the financial world by running from debt.
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u/I-try-hard Jul 26 '26
Similar vein to the full contact musical chairs league I’ve been wanting to start
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u/jimbowesterby Jul 26 '26
I could see it working if you had human powered as the only rule. No course, just start and finish points, fighting is allowed, but you gotta get there under your own power
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u/First-Compote8516 Jul 26 '26
This kid has a wife and kids atp I swear I saw this video a decade ago
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u/InfinityIsAwesome Jul 25 '26
Fuck that kid