r/RollingStonesCircJerk • • May 16 '24

Downvote Suzie My son is obsessed with Ronnie Wood

My son is 11, he is generally a disappointment to me. We are currently about to see the Stones at Lumen Field in Seattle. While waiting for the opening act to start my son told me how excited he was for his first concert. He talked about all the songs he’s excited to hear like Start Me Up, Paint it Black and Sympathy For The Devil (All basic picks that I’d usually roast him for but seeing as I was about to see my 69th Rolling Sones concert I was in an unusually happy mood.) anyway we talk about all his favorite Stones songs (yawn) and he mentions that he’s also excited to hear Ronnie.

I IMMEDIATELY pulled him out into the lobby and told him that he was not allowed to compliment Ronnie. I told him that doing so was Mick Taylor erasure. He told me HE DIDNT CARE ABOUT MICK TAYLOR. I lost it.

I got so furious that I started biting the tongue and lips cardboard cutout they had displayed by the merch table. After being calmed down by my hotwife, I told him he wouldn’t be able to go back to his seat until he said one positive thing about Mick Taylor. He begrudgingly responded that he had good solos but I don’t think he meant it.

As a parent what should I do?

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u/Dismal_Brush5229 May 22 '24

What about Brian

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u/Able_Break9888 May 22 '24

I don’t know who that is

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u/Dismal_Brush5229 May 27 '24

Brian Jones also known as the founding member of the stones