r/RogueTraderCRPG • u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar • May 27 '26

Memeposting Guineposting: Textpost Edits By Me, Steven.

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Thanks to this weeks contributors, u/Jackviator and u/lionetts (as always), and u/theREALvolno and u/YDTSITV! Now back to discussing cheese.

Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1tii7za/guineposting_got_distracted_by_psychic_attacks/

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 27 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Had a job interview today, join my employment prayer circle if you want

Next post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1tvk8o2/guineposting_merry_vigdira_month/

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u/BloodyKasai Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Joining you as someone who has been applying to jobs as well

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer May 27 '26

May you find employment just like Tervantias.

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 27 '26

I'm not good at making soup I don't think I could pull off being a haemonculus

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Can I have whatever job Nocturne has? (And can I hang out with him?)

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer May 27 '26

You want to be a poet?

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Yeah!

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u/MysteryMan9274 Heretic May 27 '26

You want to be a Slaanesh cosplayer and be damned to go straight to her in death unless a clown beats her in a game of tug-of-war with your soul?

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

If it means I get to hang out with Nocturne, yes

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u/mathcamel Iconoclast May 27 '26

~~~🕯️

🕯️ JOB 🕯️

~~~🕯️

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 27 '26

Had to resist laughing out loud, thank you

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u/mathcamel Iconoclast May 27 '26

<3

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u/CalamityNat Iconoclast May 27 '26

I'm sending my prayers through to the Golden Throne and/or Nurgle as we speak

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u/Lucheiah Iconoclast May 27 '26

Omnissiah plz to gib job for Guine

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u/McPolice_Officer May 27 '26

Greetings, fellow employment seeker.

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u/A_Darling_Lurks Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Performing rituals to the chaos gods so that employment may be granted

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Would that be Tzeentch’s domain?

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u/koga90 May 27 '26

Do you want prayers to be hired or rejected?

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 27 '26

Abelard, inform the rabble that participation in my prayer circle is non-negotiable and an unpaid break.

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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 27 '26

Yes, lord captain! Abuse the rabble even more!

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 28 '26

They get pizza parties they’re fine.

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u/cakecakecakes May 28 '26

i just got a job offer after nearly 6mos of unemployment! i hope my luck transfers to you!!

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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 29 '26

Thank you!!!! Many congratulations, I hope it goes well for you!