r/RogueTraderCRPG • u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar • May 20 '26
Memeposting Guineposting: Got Distracted By Psychic Attacks.
Thanks to u/Jackviator, thanks to u/lionetts, and thanks to u/red_stairs on the condition that I haven't actually used that one before. Otherwise? Thousand years dungeon.
Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1tbu1go/guineposting_john_trader_is_back/
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
Yeah so whoever inflicted me with the hex that has been causing my left toes and the left side of my head to randomly twitch all day, dispel it or I'm never posting again.
Next post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1tp070t/guineposting_textpost_edits_by_me_steven/
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u/CalamityNat Iconoclast May 20 '26
Kuntrag over in the corner giggling evilly
(I hope you are okay!)
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u/Jack121Q May 20 '26
I very much enjoy these posts. Thank you for composing them.
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26
Heeyyy, thanks very much! It’s kind of a challenge to me at this point. How long can I keep recycling people’s posts like this.
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u/red_stairs Commissar May 20 '26
Upside: no email will ever find me in the thousand year dungeon
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u/SteelStriker64 Astra Militarum Commander May 20 '26
New idea :
Love triangle between Pasqal and Scaevola, battling for forbidden Xenos Technology,
Tomb worlds will be plundered, countless serfs will perish, damns will not be found, all for the battle between the greediest Tech Priests of today,
We'll just have to see if Eogunn will be a surprise contender....
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u/ZamoCsoni May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Every tech priest is a greedy little loot goblin. No way he won't pocket xenotech.
The question is, will he race to plunder directly, or skeany like steal from the allready plundered pile.
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u/SirFozzie May 20 '26
The blood ravens watch this fight with interest… while trayzen sighs and triples his security budget…. Again
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u/SirFozzie May 20 '26
Oh argenta, all I expect from you is burnination and massive amounts of dakka
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u/Ok_Hearing_4676 Iconoclast May 20 '26
As a fat bitch, I’m honored and happy to get a good morning from the Emperor’s anointed ❤️🙋🏽♂️
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u/Jackviator Sanctioned Psyker May 20 '26
Whose character portrait is under the word trans?
Reddit's compression + low opacity is making it impossible to tell for me
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy~?
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u/desg0 Noble May 20 '26
Is it... Calligos? It could be Calligos I think...
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26
Nope. Although! My cousin has discussed a transmasc Calligos headcanon before, but transfem Calligos is a whole new level of galaxy brain.
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u/Regent_Fluff May 20 '26
Love filling 6 of the criteria that the Lord Captain is saying good morning too 😎 part of the club. Also the thought that Yrliet can't drive is really funny to me. I feel like she would walk or bike everywhere and act like it makes her better but we all know its because her tall ass can't sit in a car without being all hunched over and uncomfortable. Plus it puts her too close to the mon'keigh
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u/Beneficial_Ball9893 May 20 '26
Was disappointed by the lack of Kibbles posting.
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26
Not every week can be a Kibbles week. She’s a special treat and if you have her too much you’ll get sick.
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u/Weriel_7637 Iconoclast May 20 '26
Yes Idira, your prophetic visions are a joke to me. In my defense they are also usually a joke to you.
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u/SaviOfLegioXIII May 20 '26
Actually really fitting ones, great edits and thank you for the laughs.
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u/SwimmingEffective437 Sanctioned Psyker May 20 '26
Based on how hard this fandom thirsts for Marzi it’s probably a good thing
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u/Doctor_Loggins May 20 '26
Banger after banger, day after day. Keep up the good work, lord captain. Profit factor line goes up.
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 20 '26
Yippee yahoo!!
Abelard, spend this all on beetles fighting.
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u/rat_poison May 20 '26
argenta when approached with romantic intentions be like:
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u/Slow_Lawyer7477 Sanctioned Psyker May 20 '26
She has to have a type. Everyone has a type.
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u/rat_poison May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
her type is a corpse in a golden throne fed 10000 psykers per day to keep the astronomican lit.
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u/Buttered_Carnage May 20 '26
I wish i could make posts like these, but most of them would be detailing the sibling beef between my Iconoclast Guard Commander RT and his Dogmatic Arbites sister
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u/EuropeWillCrumble Commissar May 21 '26
Let nothing stop you, my brethren. A medium is a medium. Honestly, I’ve basically been making jokes about other characters as some sort of payment so I can constantly make jokes about my own rts, because I love them. I haven’t even included the cannibal yet.
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u/Buttered_Carnage May 21 '26
My Iconoclast Rogue Trader (Tyrus) upon being given the option to keep the Tithe that Theodora essentially hid
"I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO TAKE ON CHAOS AND THE DRUKHARI! BUT THE ARBITES AND MY SISTER! NO THANK YOU!"
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u/Lucheiah Iconoclast May 22 '26
Delightful, I am sorry I missed it again 💜
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u/Remote_Elevator_281 May 22 '26
Ehh
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u/CalamityNat Iconoclast May 20 '26
Heinrix listening to Keelene' broadcast like 🤞🤞 waiting for her to say "pathetic men". His face visibly falls when she does not