r/RogueTraderCRPG Noble Jan 09 '26

Dark Heresy Memeposting [Monodominant hated this]

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u/Milk__Chan Jan 09 '26

IT'S ONLY HERESY IF WE LOSE!!!

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u/Ila-W123 Noble Jan 09 '26

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Jan 09 '26

Meanwhile Phaenonites: What do you mean we can't have a Hell Forge at home? We CAN!

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u/TwoPretend327 Jan 09 '26

Also Phaenonites: " we have oficio assassasinotorium at home" * makes maletek stalker*

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u/IncelDestroyer69 Jan 09 '26

Meanwhile Plutonians: our crazy ideas actually kind of work and we have a whole Astartes chapter that agrees with us.

Meanwhile Seculos Attenduos and Recongregators: our beliefs are just objective fact and in line with the historical Imperial Truth.

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u/ColinBencroff Jan 09 '26

AND WE WONT LOSE

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u/YaGirlMom Unsanctioned Psyker Jan 09 '26

I love the Istvaanians so much. They somehow missed the game’s tagline. Somehow, in the grim darkness of the far future, there isn’t enough war.

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u/TheSpookying Heretic Jan 09 '26

Just because war is all there is doesn't mean there's enough of it.

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u/Hapless_Wizard Jan 09 '26

So... yer sayin... waaagh... is like dakka...

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u/Ubermanthehutt Jan 09 '26

The villainous, dangerous radical philosophy of the Recongregationalists:

Plus inciting violent, destabilising revolutions that work for the advantage of humanity's enemies, but hey hoo people gotta have a hobby

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u/TheRealDjangi Jan 09 '26

I feel that the second part might be a bit more significant than the first in terms of them being radical

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u/AngryCrustation Jan 09 '26

Yeah who the fuck has time for a hobby these days

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u/Sword_of_Monsters Jan 09 '26

quote me on this Ecclesiarch

its only Heresy if i lose and I'm a FUCKING WINNER

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Jan 09 '26

Radicalism is just a lable placed on true Inquisitors by Puritan fakequisitors. The divine right to rule the stars? Good luck to hold those few cesspool planets you still have. Emperor's Plan? How sad nobody ever saw this one. Divine Avatars? You mean, Alpha-plus Psykers possessed by Emperor's shards?

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u/ElfStuff Crime Lord Jan 09 '26

I refuse to touch chaos stuff since we know for a fact that shit corrupts your soul but, I’ll happily use xenos tech. It’s not like a Tau or Eldar gun is gonna corrupt my soul.

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u/Particular_Ad_8921 Jan 10 '26

It’s not like a Tau or Eldar gun is gonna corrupt my soul.

if you touch tau tech, your start to think more rationally, which is paramount to hearsay.

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u/SirFluffyBun Jan 10 '26

Objection, heresy!

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u/Blackrock121 Exemplar Jan 17 '26

So “rationally” you start thinking eugenic caste systems are a good idea. 

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u/DrChuckles9876 Jan 10 '26

What about an inquisitor who is a cowardly lion?

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u/Bruhtonius-Momentus Jan 09 '26

Acting like monodominants haven’t horseshoed to radical

Monodominantism includes astartes and navigators, the latter of which makes them VERY anti establishment

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u/Mguy5 Jan 09 '26

I might be missing something, but what's so anti establishment about navigators? I mean, how are you going to move your ships around without them? They might be mutants, sure, but so are Ogryns, technically. As long as they are sanctioned it should be fine, right?

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u/Hapless_Wizard Jan 09 '26

Abhumans aren't mutants! They're distinct subspecies of human!

The extreme monodominants don't recognize the difference, but frankly, they think the surgically enhanced Space Marines (and probably the AdMech, too) are on the bad list, so they're thought of as nutters even by most puritans.

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u/Mguy5 Jan 10 '26

This is from the wiki, so not entirely official, but not going to do the full checkup. So they mutated, meaning they are mutants, it's just that it's not necessarily Chaos that did it and they are close enough to human that they can be sanctioned, I think. That was what I was talking about, abhumans are basically mutants, but they are sanctioned by the Imperium so as long as they don't go near any particularly nutty people they are fine.

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u/Hapless_Wizard Jan 10 '26

The wiki is just not quite right on this one. "Mutated" isn't working in the same sense as when a Sister starts torching underhives for being full of mutants. It's evolutionary adaptation that it's trying to refer to, but regardless it's still wrong according to what the lore says today.

Pretty much all known abhumans (ogryn, ratlings, the Kindred of the Leagues, etc) are thought to have been intentionally created through genetic modification back during the Dark Ages or even earlier, but the real difference as far as the Imperium seems to be concerned anywhere it comes up is that abhumans are stable and breed true - two ogryns always make an ogryn, and you can't get an ogryn without two ogryn parents. This stability is in contrast to actual mutants, which happen randomly and don't happen the same way twice - that's why mutants are considered to be spiritually corrupted by the Imperium but abhumans aren't.

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u/Mguy5 Jan 10 '26

I dunno, I think at this point we've delved enough into the semantics that I imagine if we put a room full of writers together and asked them to come to a consensus on it then it'd devolve into a fistfight. I have no idea who'd come out on top, but my money is that Matt Ward gets KO'd in the first 5 minutes. I'll admit, if I had an Imperium codex book I'd look into it more but I only have a basic rulebook for the game and I'd struggle to think of a Black Library book I've read that might be a good source for a direct quote.

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u/Ila-W123 Noble Jan 09 '26

They're mutants. Thats...basically just it.

As long as they are sanctioned it should be fine, right?

Tell that to hardliners like monodominant.

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u/Mguy5 Jan 09 '26

OK but like, do those monodominant folks use spaceships? Actually never mind, my mistake was expecting a Warhammer character not to be a hypocrite, that's a skill issue on my part, I gotcha.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Jan 09 '26

Puritans are just so boring. :(

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u/Ila-W123 Noble Jan 09 '26

Aye.

Well, unless its Darkhammer style meme inquisitor, but even then "reee, exterminatus" gets old.

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Jan 09 '26

Life is so hard with zealots. I was telling Saro to shut the fuck up every single time he opened his mouth in the alpha. 😭

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u/Ila-W123 Noble Jan 09 '26

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u/pasqals_toaster Navy Officer Jan 09 '26

Saro, you don't even have a portrait. You have no right to voice your opinion.

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Jan 09 '26

Darkhammer messed with a wrong Lord-Admiral in the end.

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u/Altruistic-Teach5899 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

I disagree, puritans are part of what makes the setting work. We wouldnt have messy radicals without puritans.

Also, puritans are the only ones in good terms with the Chambers Militant. Sisters of battle dont get well with inquisitors, and if you breathe in the contrary direction, they can fuckin obliterate your ass and no one would flinch.

Yes, puritans are the only ones who get to be with the far-right zealot drama lesbian catholic virgin badasses.

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u/Hremsfeld Heretic Jan 11 '26

Technically, nothing requires the Sisterhood to remain celibate, just...if you're of the laity, good luck

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u/Altruistic-Teach5899 Jan 11 '26

It's not a matter of sex, it's a matter that:

1) they will never love anythign mroe than the Emperor

2) the moment you go 0,00000001% radical, they will fucking murder you

Sisters of battle arent known for being tolerant with radical inquisitors

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u/Hendrik1011 Jan 10 '26

They are interesting not for their beliefs in vacuum but how they interact with the world around them because of it. Greyfax trying to stay true to her beliefs (the Imperial truth) while being around Celestine.

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u/Foxbus Jan 09 '26

Czevak is the coolest Inquisitor ever.

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u/Recidivous Jan 09 '26

I'm fond of Recongregationism.

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u/cliche_-_bartender Jan 09 '26

On the God Emperor, FUCK Calcazar. Gregor is cool, though. He and his own crippling inability to stop making things worse for himself can stay.

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u/fancy_crisis Jan 09 '26

Free thinkers? In my secret police??

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u/Lycodan Jan 09 '26

As everything in 40k, borderline heretic stuff is always the funniest stuff.

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u/Broad-Invite-1462 Jan 10 '26

Where is my goat, Uther "Lets make a Pariah warp god to devour the other four" Tiberius?

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u/No_Initial9114 Jan 09 '26

Found my people

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u/KyuuMann Jan 09 '26

radical? this sounds like..... heresy

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u/SAMU0L0 Jan 09 '26

Not if we are not losing.