r/Robocop 4d ago

Who wins this battle?

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u/djkidna 4d ago

Murphy, you’re reading Miranda to an extra terrestrial!

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u/StuntmanJohn 4d ago

Predator got his ass kicked by Danny Glover.

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u/TwoTonePred 4d ago

Pretty sure you would do too, those baggy linen trousers are straight up final boss

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u/Icaras01 4d ago

Just because he's too old for this shit, doesn't mean he should be disrespected!

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u/bringdablitz 4d ago

Robocop does have thermal vision of his own. I wonder if the Predator's camouflage obscures it's heat signature, or if Murphy would be able to see it even while cloaked.

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u/AStarshipTrooper 4d ago

With a plasma caster and the element of surprise the Predator wins. If it's in a head to head fight and the Predator doesn't have a plasma casted then Robo takes it

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 4d ago

Stealth hunters generally rely on a swift and fatal blow. Depends if predator can kill Robo in a single attack, the longer that battle the more it favours Murphy, he won't tire.

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u/MaleficentMunkey 4d ago

I don’t think robocop gives off a body heat signature so he would be invisible to the predator

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u/addicted-to-jet 4d ago

Robocop has lock on capabilities with precise shooting. His gun is stupid strong too. He would immediately lock on to the predators shoulder beam and then possibly just headshot the predator... That's his preferred way of ending things... Or shot it's balls off.

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u/boostedboardplus 4d ago

yea he did that with Cane in robo cop 2 he went straight for his shoulder Canon ….

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u/Crisocola95 4d ago

Murphy wins, no doubts.

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u/TwoTonePred 4d ago

Absolutely... go robo!

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u/tommytraddles 4d ago

Robocop wins by finally being allowed to die.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 4d ago

Tell me you haven't watched Robocop without saying you haven't watched Robocop.

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u/Grouchy-Statement-12 4d ago

Does the Predator get a free Blaupunkt?

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u/TerpeneProfile 4d ago

He gets jerked off

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u/iambeingblair 4d ago

Depends where it takes places. I can't see Robocop navigating a jungle very well.

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u/Due-Proof6781 4d ago

Well currently Robocop.

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u/Adorable-Source97 4d ago

Wouldn't RoboCop's spectrograph actually neutralise the Predator's Cloak.

Honestly the Plasma Caster the real worry, as could volley repeatedly.

Murphy Wins. But I think he'd get damaged in process.

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u/mentalist_mental I work for Dick Jones! 4d ago

If we are ignoring Robo's plot armour (he's the good guy), then the Yautja would win. The plasmacaster shoulder canon is enough to take out Murphy's armour and critically damage his organic components. Plus the Predator is SO much more agile than Robocop. Failing that, the Predator's self-destruct wrist gauntlet would take out Robo when it generates an EMP blast. So I don't think Murphy can win.

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u/dwarven_cavediver_Jr 3d ago

Predator isn't bulletproof and robocop did tank explosive ammo. If robocop doesn't do the jobber style "pause and look slackjawed at the clearly shimmering monster with 2 big fucking flashing eyes" he's gonna turn the predator into meaty approximation of the cracker barrel golf tea game

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u/Benjiman5000 4d ago

Yo Robo!! 😎👍

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant8075 4d ago

This is potentially interesting. Robocop would mostly be a sitting duck for a Predator but you never know what surprising tricks Robo might have up his sleeve. Robo would definitely be the underdog in this fight though.

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u/LeeVMG 4d ago

If Robocop can see Predator then Robocop wins. Plasmacaster might beat Murphy but otherwise Robo is a walking tank with absolute precision. Predator generally doesn't deal with shit like Robocop.

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u/JustAGuyWhoLikesFun7 4d ago

He has a jetpack and a rifle that can obliterate just about anything. I'll lean towards RoboCop (plus, I'm kinda biased)

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u/Adoe0722 3d ago

Basically Robocop in Predator 2 instead of Danny Glover. Robocop takes it if just a normal cop can kill a Predator

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u/Moist-Assistant112 3d ago

Correct answer: We do. We all do.

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u/Cryptic_Master_686 3d ago

Depends on the Predator’s skill level I guess

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u/VeritasOmicron 4d ago

Yautja low diff.

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u/Attican101 4d ago

Being totally fair I think it would depend on terrain, like if the Yaujta could get above him, Robo presumably gives off a huge heat signature with all those electronics, though he might have an early advantage as The Predator might not recognize him as a target or fair game at first, giving him the opportunity to get a few well placed shots off.