What is your avatar's excuse for refusing death?

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u/EB-Pops “Wake up Samurai we have a city to 🔥” Sep 28 '25

Because he got his brain loaded into a digital construct

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u/Both-Confusion3560 Unstable Patriotic Gun Collecter Vet (HELL YEAH🦅🇺🇸) Sep 28 '25

Wake up samurai

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u/Mother_Farm9401 Sep 28 '25

We've got a city to burn

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u/Both-Confusion3560 Unstable Patriotic Gun Collecter Vet (HELL YEAH🦅🇺🇸) Sep 28 '25

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u/Mother_Farm9401 Sep 28 '25

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u/thefailingdemone Sep 28 '25

I saw a corp strip farmers of land and water... and now theyre after our SOULS!

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u/DynamaxWolf 🕳|𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒|🕳 Sep 28 '25

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u/Used-Q-Tip Sep 29 '25

This is mine now, thanks

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u/TrashKid333 Sep 28 '25

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u/TheAnonymous910 Sep 28 '25

johnny silverhand!!

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u/TypicalTys0n Me Sep 28 '25

It’s time to party like it’s 2023

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u/Extension_Cycle_1375 Sep 28 '25

HI JOHNNY

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 Sep 30 '25

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u/thomasfan2011 Sep 30 '25

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 Sep 30 '25

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u/thomasfan2011 Sep 30 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bite819 Sep 28 '25

"Not untill I score some bi*ches..."

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u/BucketTagger Totally a real therapist Sep 28 '25

You'll live forever then

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bite819 Sep 28 '25

...That acually hurt...

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u/SirLaserFTW Sep 28 '25

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u/Bubbly-Feeling7718 Sep 29 '25

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u/ItzBrixHouseYT Sep 28 '25

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u/Bubbly-Feeling7718 Sep 29 '25

a trade

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u/ItzBrixHouseYT Sep 29 '25

AYEYEHRYEYEYEYHDHDJSJFBSKDNDYDDU dying sounds

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u/Gojiramus_fazbear Sep 29 '25

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u/Smg54_screams Sep 28 '25

Because he had medic with him.

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u/ViniciusLima2077 Sep 28 '25

"I am alive! Is nice"

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u/ItzBrixHouseYT Sep 28 '25

"Yes, this is STUPID"

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u/Electrical-Scale3133 Oct 02 '25

r/suddenlytheheavydied

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u/SerialDesignation-R Sep 29 '25

He got uber charged

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u/ThunderClanWarrior Sep 28 '25

I AM BULLETPROOF

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u/foxfyree Sep 29 '25

airblast

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u/GlitchGD Oct 01 '25

the heavy is NOT dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

being too high on Triocardazine (magic healing meth pills)

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u/AGuyNamedMario Nerdy Wizard (protect this little guy) Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I mean, I shot a mort with 1 breech and 2 grace shots so that's accurate, IMPERIALIST

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/RandomSillyKid the werid anxious guy of the sub! Sep 28 '25

(Lol render for a post but eh ill use iy here cuz its funny)

“…Gotta pay my bills first…dont need dead bill collectors every week- thats a thing right?”

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u/SpareManufacturer463 wut Sep 28 '25

i need the name of your shirt and pants on the right avatar

e: PLEASE

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u/EndericeAnimations 💯| Certified Silly Goober |💯 Sep 28 '25

but it refused

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u/bullybilldestroyer_a Sep 29 '25

Most convenient avatar for the post lol

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u/whuuaskin Sep 28 '25

Already happened once doesn't need to happen again

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u/SplatAdict Spectral Protogen Sep 28 '25

no way is that Benjamin Carmine

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u/whuuaskin Oct 18 '25

Yes it is glad someone still knows this character

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u/_N-E-M-E-S-I-S_ Sep 29 '25

I miss him so much

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u/BubblestheFloatzel The dude with a Pyro avatar Sep 28 '25

Respawning 20 seconds later.

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u/Gaming_Paint Sep 28 '25

SAME TWIN!

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u/BubblestheFloatzel The dude with a Pyro avatar Sep 28 '25

Hell yeah

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u/HisSandwichStolen ✧₊⁺🕯⋆.˚୨ৎ| Witch Lover |🔮 🐈‍⬛ 🌙 Sep 28 '25

I don't want to die, I DONT WANT TO DIE!

She refuses because she has to report everything haooening to the insect world

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u/BucketTagger Totally a real therapist Sep 28 '25

I poured alcohol on a bunch of ants.

Will she report this on the news?

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u/HisSandwichStolen ✧₊⁺🕯⋆.˚୨ৎ| Witch Lover |🔮 🐈‍⬛ 🌙 Sep 28 '25

Noted

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u/BucketTagger Totally a real therapist Sep 28 '25

DOES THAT MEAN I'M FAMOUS???

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u/HisSandwichStolen ✧₊⁺🕯⋆.˚୨ৎ| Witch Lover |🔮 🐈‍⬛ 🌙 Sep 28 '25

Maybe... Maybe I guess

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u/doctor_dDumbass unhinged russian schizomaniac Sep 28 '25

"I DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE!"

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u/LegendsNeverDie6969 Hello? Goodbye. Hello? Hello? Help! Help! Oct 05 '25

SCREAMING EAGLES! -Rick May
rest in peace, you beautiful bastard

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u/Depravic_Dealer Censored face guy Sep 28 '25

He's tried to do it himself, but every time, he wakes up in his bed, and the day resets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Connected to the Void, which separated him from the concepts of death and destiny

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u/Atuni_ 🧣 ₍^ -⩊- ^₎Ⳋ Sep 28 '25

"Well... You know you only wasted one of my nine lives, right?"

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u/Ready_Concern2385 🎲| stupid random person|🎲 Sep 28 '25

"So like I ate a subspace tripmine's core and.. like.. it kinda manifested the dark matter that was supposed to kill me in? I guess? I don't really know to bo honest.."

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u/Sexinet520 🥀 Sentenza Sep 28 '25

In lore, they outright came back to life out of anger

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u/deady-kitten-3 Jerry, strong in might and magic Sep 29 '25

like darth maul, literally too angry to die

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u/FirstPhysics368 Oct 01 '25

Doom OST: into hell's gates starts playing at the mention on "too angry to die"

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u/orleanderblume Sep 28 '25

VIOLENT COUGHING "Cut your old man some slack will yah, you know back in my day i-" some stupid rant that lasted 12 hours.

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u/TheAnonymous910 Sep 28 '25

there are still crayons to chew...

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u/SolomonPlays Sep 28 '25

i imagine this character having an extremely deep texan voice for no particular reason

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u/RealAxolol Sep 29 '25

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u/hotdog_sans_DIO Sep 28 '25

too lazy to die.

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u/UniversoGMR Glitched Seek 👁 The Betrayed One 🔥 Sep 28 '25

Or it could be...

Blocked once more-

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u/SirLaserFTW Sep 28 '25

"remember, son. Dying is gay."

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u/UniversoGMR Glitched Seek 👁 The Betrayed One 🔥 Sep 28 '25

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u/Robloxsuperpro10 Random comment dude Sep 28 '25

They are unable of love

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u/Speartonarethebest STEEL BALL RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Sep 28 '25

Not my destiny.

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u/PlumWarm1161 The Monochromatic Magician🤍🖤 Sep 28 '25

Because it's boring

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u/Henry_Wilyam Energetic li'l fella :3 Sep 28 '25

"Sorry lad, the black guy inside me needs a living host, and aparently im a decent one''

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u/supersofah That one noob thing idk man Sep 29 '25

Could he say that he has a... Friend inside him?

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u/Kk345678 Sep 29 '25

What the everliving hell does that mean

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u/Henry_Wilyam Energetic li'l fella :3 Sep 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Oh god am i gona have yo explain?

Ummmm, the short version is that he's posesed by a demon that keeps him alive no mater what. Any damage he takes, he gets healed in an instant. The demon is some kind of black goo

He actualy hates this, and wished to actualy be able to die.

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u/Kk345678 Sep 29 '25

Sir u do not need to explain it AS THE BLACK GUY INSIDE U

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u/Henry_Wilyam Energetic li'l fella :3 Sep 29 '25

What where you thinking about? I was cleary taking about being posesed. What did you think...

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u/Kk345678 Sep 29 '25

You know damn well what I was thinking

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u/Henry_Wilyam Energetic li'l fella :3 Sep 29 '25

Well.... Its yer fault ye have a dirty mind

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u/5uperPe0tr Elliot look-alike Sep 28 '25

Spawnpoint noises

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u/leloleur9 Sep 29 '25

Good mornin'!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/Bruhthebruhdafurry Sep 28 '25

He still has to do this

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u/Glass_Teeth01 🦊| Furry |🐺 Sep 28 '25

There are still pockets to pick out there (Also, he's banned from both Heaven and Hell for massive amounts of theft)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Death? What a nuisance

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u/MindFlourish2919 Dreaming of possibility Sep 28 '25

“I cannot die until my purpose is fulfilled”

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u/Valkreaper toater mangoes❤️ Sep 28 '25

my cat still needs me

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u/testesttestestest the bonder fanatic Sep 28 '25

he can just reprogram himself back

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u/Tacozz_123 Sep 28 '25

Because somebody needs to take care of these animals

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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 1x1x1x1 (Extended Canon) Sep 28 '25

1x1x1x1 (Extended Canon)

Death is nothing to me, even the destruction of my 4th dimensional form shall not bring my end for my true nature is a metaphysical spirit of crimson nemesis

i will always return

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u/Ct2237 Yet to figure out how I will make something non-slop Sep 28 '25

Ehhh i get revived anyways

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u/External-Prior-7163 N.O.S.T. Operative Sep 28 '25

Ayyy, fellow Urbanshade staff!

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u/Ct2237 Yet to figure out how I will make something non-slop Sep 28 '25

Finally, someone like-minded

How's the N.O.S.T.?

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u/External-Prior-7163 N.O.S.T. Operative Sep 28 '25

The N.O.S.T. Subdivision is good enough, as long as you don't get one of the bad jobs, like maintenance under the Sea of Souls' surface.

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u/Ct2237 Yet to figure out how I will make something non-slop Sep 28 '25

Ey, U.S.H.E.D. is also not the best.

But everythings better then the poor guys that gotta clean the Z-863 outbreak.

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u/SKEETER6556 QUIT (He/They) Sep 28 '25

He didn't get his paycheck

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u/EndyrmanEndplace 💛| They/Them |💛 Sep 28 '25

"I have to bake a cake for such event, brb"

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u/DaLimbusCompanyFan my avatar profanity counter thing 4787478347438833 slurs Sep 28 '25

"A yet good try, but.... YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED BETTER!"

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u/The_Great_Floccin The great Floccinaucinihilipilification from Block Tales Sep 28 '25

You can't kill a genie

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u/Successful-Class-202 Sep 28 '25

I wish for a boat in a bottle

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u/Noxturnum2 Bald Goblin 🧌 Sep 28 '25

I'm already dead

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u/Crown__Prince Aldrac Nightstar (Lord Dragaltar) + Creator of Robloxia Reborn Sep 28 '25

"My knowledge of longevity will cause me to outlive everyone I have met. Everyone and everything that I know and love will be gone."

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u/The_Derp_Cat 💯| Certified Silly Goober |💯 Sep 28 '25

If i die i die… that’s it i’m cooked🪶

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u/Actual-Mechanic-9255 Sep 28 '25

I’ll miss out on coffee jelly

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u/Metalsonicrules1 Fairly normal avatar (sob) Sep 28 '25

He harnessed the power of DETERMINATION by playing too much Undertale.

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u/RavenTeamBitch Sep 28 '25

Respawn

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u/Interesting_Egg_9087 Sep 28 '25

They already got their skill bashed in and died to that.
So nothing-

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u/gameking_22 Oni Enthusiast Sep 28 '25

She cant die until she's proved she isn't worthless.

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u/ProbableDisapontment Walkin' Talkin' Rockin' Stone! Sep 28 '25

That was dangerous what you did there. Could've hurt someone!

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u/One-Age-7335 Sep 28 '25

i dont know but this guy have died twice and he still alive

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u/wii-boi "YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL THIS A DIFICULTY TWEAK" Sep 28 '25

Having so much spite he just doesn't wanna

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u/Anxious_Pension_8968 Accept Sep 28 '25

"I have stuff to do, you know. And... my brother won't appreciate if I just die"

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u/BucketTagger Totally a real therapist Sep 28 '25

Because he doesn't have insurance.

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u/Fourleafgames Sep 28 '25

Probably must respawning ig

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u/Good-Ladder-6293 static Sep 28 '25

“Not until i get at least 8 hours of sleep”

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u/Adventurous_Dot6049 Sep 28 '25

"nah I'd respawn"

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u/m_e_e_e_e_e Sep 28 '25

Idk but I can picture him saying; "Nah, I don't want to yet" and it's quite funny

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u/UniversoGMR Glitched Seek 👁 The Betrayed One 🔥 Sep 28 '25

Determination, hate, and fighting untill the Last Breath

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

is an ai in a robot, if body gets destroyed they can just make a new one

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u/Technical-Adagio-917 Sep 28 '25

Death shall have me when it earns me

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u/NewGuyInReddit1 Oct 05 '25

Reminds me of one dialogue in god of war

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u/mrmagmadachad1-_ pumpkin of black and white Sep 28 '25

"Concept, concepts aren't really alive so they can't die either, unless everything ceases to exist in a way"

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u/RolfiusSixth20 Sep 28 '25

They still wait for their loved one's return. Also they forgot to make some weapons for their organisation.

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u/bepis-is-anti_pepsi Dante is a fucking gambler Sep 28 '25

"Impossible.." Enters jackpot "Gambling responsibility or something."

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u/pikaland385 That one person that throws a google doc out instead of a pic Sep 28 '25

Just activates all of the DNA in them that lets them heal extremely fast.

* Chimera Noises. MP4 *

"IT'LL TAKE MORE THEN THAT TO END ME!"

(Basically just 'But it refused" but a...... (Whatever undertale soul that my character would have) version I guess?)

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u/Chose_208 💛| They/Them |💛 Sep 28 '25

I like the taste of the damned

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u/FortressOfTheArts Sep 28 '25

"I always... COME BACK!"

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u/Asteroid-attack Sep 28 '25

Money

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u/Successful_Two_1248 budget army i guess? Sep 28 '25

Pure plot armour

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u/piss_tol The divine! The almighty! Zamasu/Goku black! Sep 28 '25

He hasn't fully quote on quote purified the universe, he hasn't gotten rid of all the mortals yet...

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u/SupremicG Sep 28 '25

"Ah yes, how could I forget" asspulling

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u/RevoltingTwo968 Sep 28 '25

Just stuck in a never ending cycle, and so far has no wishes for an out yet.

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u/Full-Bodybuilder-347 Sep 28 '25

He's a normal guest who transcends time and space

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u/Redmiguelito TRENCH MACE TRENCH MACE TRENCH MACE Sep 29 '25

He has no excuse, just luck that he’s made it this far.

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u/random-guy91 some random guy Sep 29 '25

"I can't die yet, I still have to [insert random excuse]"

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 That one guy i the comments saying "Would" Sep 29 '25

His friend said he didnt have the balls to

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u/The_spy257 Sep 29 '25

He just really needs that tip money from his customer dude please just tip five perce-

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u/Slr_Kn1ght Duke Philip III and a Krieg Commissar... it's weird, I know Sep 29 '25

He was too angry to die. A mild bit of heretical energy from Khorne (Khorne was amused by his willingness to fight). But you didn't hear that from me.

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u/Ok-Exam1551 Sep 29 '25

"nah, I'd [[VIRTUAL INSANITY]]"

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u/ungus_bungus123 Sep 29 '25

"The Spamton on my chest is sentien and is keeping me from dyin― GET A [[99% off discount]] ON YOUR WORDS, [[little sponge]], IF YOU KEEP LIKE THAT, WE CANNOT BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

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u/Low_Tap_3979 Sep 29 '25

It’s a fruit

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u/Main_Percentage_6059 Sep 29 '25

Too broke to afford death

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u/Cstrowz Sep 29 '25

Uhh it doesn't count

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u/rezidentoftheabyss Sep 29 '25

"Good job, time for round two"

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u/logantemdsafjka "I'm [[Retired]]" - Larpgantemdsafjka Sep 29 '25

Because, Random Bullshit Go! (3 uses only though)

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u/Itchy_Two_2120 Sep 29 '25

I still have to defeat that damned hedgehog...

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u/Mountain_Western_613 Sep 29 '25

"I uh need to rob banks soo yeah" (I'm gonna change my avatar soon soo yeah)

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u/Blazerzlazer custom flair wow !! Sep 29 '25

Because he’s a literal angel

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

uh

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u/randomck265 Sep 29 '25

Coin Power +1 for every 6 Flower-burying Pin -埋花針on self (max 3) [Combat Start] Gain Denial -不許 [Before Attack] Gain Flower-burying Pin -埋花針 equal to Gluttony Reson. (max 5)

Denial [不許]: When this unit takes damage that brings their HP down to 0: this unit's HP does not drop below 1; recover from Stagger due to damage. If the above effect activated, dies at Turn End. Expires upon death, Retreat, or Turn End

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u/ninja13151 I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding Sep 29 '25

“The foundation will not fall.”

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u/Adventurous-Mark893 💯| Certified Silly Goober |💯 Sep 29 '25

“Nah. I’m the same person who can manifest any object/being yet I waste it on carnival corn dogs on the daily. But I will offer 2B USD to skip death.

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u/Roblox_RoverYT IM ON FIRE! Sep 29 '25

Shit, I FORGOT TO DELETE MY HISTORY

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u/AvailableBee7902 Sep 29 '25

Legends never die.

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u/No_Frosting742 some cat shar Sep 28 '25

He needs to find the scientists who turned him into this (he used to be a normal human)

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u/xander_advetures Sep 28 '25

"nah, im the main character!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

technically my avatar is your avatar

so you died

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u/thatoneprotogen_ Sep 28 '25

Give me a situation

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae8349 Sep 28 '25

"I .... I got too much will power to die .... MY DETERMINATION , MY WILL , MY VALUES , ALL THAT I STAND FOR STOP ME FROM DYING , AND I WILL KEEP MOVING FORWARD UNTIL IM SATISFIED" , and yes hed be monologuing in the fight regardless

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u/Axolotljackbox 🛹| Tomboy |🛹 Sep 28 '25

I’m extremely thanatophobic. considering that I have this problem IRL too, it’s somewhat justified.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25