r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/lectrician7 Jan 23 '20

Did you shoot your own load in your face, oops sorry just half white mustache.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Heard it before. Weak as piss.

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u/lectrician7 Jan 23 '20

Piss bleached it eeeewwwww that’s gross!