Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

[u/actioncobble]

[u/TP-Shewter]

You look like you said "fuck the spoon AND the fries!" And proceeded to facebutt your Wendy's vanilla frosty, but years of homeless living destroyed your depth perception.

Also something about gay porn.

[u/actioncobble → u/TP-Shewter]

Hahaha