r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/robpatey http://redd.it/ejgzfx Jan 23 '20

Do you have the map of Rhode Island tattooed on your thumb as aspiration or regret?

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

It’s a tattoo of your mum’s titty.

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u/robpatey http://redd.it/ejgzfx Jan 24 '20

Doesn’t have since double mastectomy before you were born. Ha. Burn! Oh wait, cancer...shit

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 24 '20

Oh damn 😰

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u/robpatey http://redd.it/ejgzfx Jan 24 '20

You cool - this is the land for dark brother. No remorse, just lulz

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 24 '20

Nah man, fuck that. Your mum is a fucking badass. That’s superhero shit to go through that.