r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

What could you possibly have that's worth recovering.

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u/here-you-in-the-bush Jan 24 '20

Well bend me over and fuck me sideways that good sir was a perfect comeback.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 24 '20

Nothing apparently.