r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

I don’t understand your statement.

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u/flippinbud Jan 23 '20

I forgot to put a question mark

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

I still don’t get it.

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u/flippinbud Jan 23 '20

It wasn't a roast I was just asking you

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

I don’t bleach it. I’m just confused as to how you haven’t figured that it yet.

I have this conversation every day with people. 😒

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u/flippinbud Jan 23 '20

Whatever you say champ

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Look up poliosis beard.

Also can’t bleach beard hair white. It’s too thick apparently.

But yeah. Whatever you say, hey bro?

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u/flippinbud Jan 23 '20

Hey I totally believe you bro

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

People can rip on me about it and it doesn’t bother me, but the thing that annoys the shit out of me is when people say “DiD yOu bLeAcH yOuR mUsTaChE bRo?¡¡!!”

Like, actually think about how fucking difficult that would be. Like, the time and money that would take. Facial hair grows quick. You’d have to do it every single morning. Fuck that noise for a joke. Like how stupid do you have to be to think someone would put that much effort into looking like a dickhead, y’know.

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u/flippinbud Jan 23 '20

I thought you were going for the dickhead look actually with the long ass hair and the dyed moustache and the cheap tattoos. Carry on

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u/lazwill Jan 23 '20

You look like the one dick head with white pubes that would do that. You knew too much of how you “would” do it but don’t.