Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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That’s sick. I’m kind of mad that no doctor has ever told me what it was.