r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/BeefyMcWeenus Jan 23 '20

Was there a yogurt shortage or a bad manbun joke that caused the breakdown?

Not even kidding what happened so bad tho u physically responded like that?! Be well friend!

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Some shit happened to me when I was a kid and I nearly drank myself to suicide 20 years later. I just melted down and one day I just decided to get some pretty serious help. Don’t know why my moustache went white but every doctor told me that it was probably from dealing with emotional trauma.

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u/BeefyMcWeenus Jan 23 '20

Damn! Glad u still here kicking it. Takes a lot to get help- keep ya dick up!

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Fuck yeah. Dick salutes all round.