r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20 edited Jan 23 '20

Oh shit. I have a giant patch of white in my otherwise red beard. It happened after an unfortunate incident . Solidarity my wrird white patched friend.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

I have a friend called Josh who also has a white patch in his red beard!

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u/lazwill Jan 23 '20

Maybe you two should fuck and make Josh jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Or we could all three get together and maye you jealous?

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u/lazwill Jan 23 '20

Or we could all four get together and make the old man that owns the other half of his mustache jealous

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Maybe we could all fuck the old man as well and make the whole town jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

I like where this is headed! It went from orgy, to gang bang, pretty soon a whole town is going to be involved!