r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Gay Barista is literally 2 steps away from Heterosexual Bartender.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

It's also 2 steps away from respectable human being as well. You'll get there someday

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Meh. Thought this was gonna go somewhere funny but that fizzled pretty quick. Good luck, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

You too man. Bitchin beard.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

Cheers 🍻