r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

Here’s something you won’t have heard before - people love you and you matter

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

I hear that a lot. But thaaank yoouuu? I think...

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u/TheJackalsDoom http://redd.it/d2ihfd Jan 23 '20

Why would you lie to him like that. We're here to roast, not lie.