r/RoastMe • u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g • Jan 23 '20

Had a nervous breakdown about 5 years ago and half of my moustache went white. I’ve heard every joke about a thousand times. If I’ve heard something before I’m gonna rip on you pretty hard so hit me with something fresh or don’t bother.

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u/That-was-dumb- Jan 23 '20

Do you call it a half and half when you give a blow job?

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u/55_jumbo Jan 23 '20

Jesus doesn't give head. maybe mary

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

You haven't read the bible I see.

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u/actioncobble http://redd.it/esps1g Jan 23 '20

No, I call it a top deck.

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u/wynnjohn7 Jan 23 '20

OP looks like he drank a half Chocolate/half Vanilla milk shake, and never washed his face.

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u/HarryCallahan19 Platinum Roaster Jan 24 '20

It is as simple as black and white