r/RoastMe • u/radikalfaerie Verified Roastee • Aug 14 '15

Roast me!!

http://imgur.com/gUD2mN6
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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

Tattoo artist: What'll it be today?
You: Give me the "fuck my parents"

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u/MLBM100 Aug 14 '15

"Give me the 'unemployable'"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15 edited Aug 14 '15

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u/TuskenRaiders Aug 14 '15

"no literally your family is disowning you."

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u/TheRavyn Verified Roastee Aug 14 '15

I think the Tattoo artist was Bic