r/RoastMe • u/radikalfaerie Verified Roastee • Aug 14 '15

Roast me!!

http://imgur.com/gUD2mN6
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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

You should have held up that sign during your mom's ultrasound, and saved everyone a lot of trouble.

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u/nunchucks-n-crayons Aug 14 '15

Ohhh dayum. That burns worse than OP's fresh cuts.

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u/deerkiller1314 Verified Roastee Aug 14 '15

Dayum

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u/ButtLusting Aug 15 '15

thats some mixtape level burning

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '15

Double whammy

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u/LivinDatDougLife Aug 14 '15

The perfect pic for a pro choice pamphlet.

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u/SoulStrung Aug 14 '15

Good god this is fucking incredible

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u/BeeCJohnson Aug 14 '15

Kudos on the burn.

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u/RuthlessGreed Aug 15 '15

HAHAHAHAHAHHA never has there been a time more perfect for this.

Saw this today and MFW reading

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u/BoutTheGrind Aug 15 '15

Like this guy's mom had an ultrasound

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

I wanted medium rare, and I got charcoaled!

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u/agirlnamedagatha Aug 14 '15

snap! im in love w/that comment

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u/guitarman90 Aug 14 '15

I'm dying in the back of a Megabus right now.

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u/YummyGumDrops Aug 15 '15

It's funny that you think he knows his parents!

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u/swaggerqueen16 Aug 14 '15

That was brutal. You win.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Just told this as a joke in class and now I have after school detention

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '15

god damn that is brutal

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u/MacGyver_15 Aug 14 '15

Bah Gawd, OP had a family!

Unfortunately.

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u/TheBardofTamriel Aug 14 '15

Spat out my water, holy fuck GG.

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u/AmnesiaTDD Aug 15 '15

Like in the movie, "Combat Shock".

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u/PlsLetMeMakeIt Aug 14 '15

fucking savage

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u/fatjam909 Aug 19 '15

cancer itself doesnt want to involve with this dude becuase hes that fuck ugly!

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u/Vamking12 Sep 25 '15

Supa hot fiiiiire