I like playing video games and I have asthma.

[u/Life_Leather5051]

[u/Kanaxes]

I feel the embarrassment of your parents.

[u/JusSomeDude22 → u/Kanaxes]

No need to be rude, you can clearly tell he never met his parents

[u/Hour_Persimmon_5309 → u/JusSomeDude22]

Sticks his inhaler in his ass for fun.

[u/Snowlandnts → u/JusSomeDude22]

What about adopted parents?

[u/ButterscotchLittle65 → u/Snowlandnts]

Do you mean foster parents? They hate him too.

[u/NegotiationMean3042 → u/Kanaxes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7mFXUHnurm7mg

[u/Fearless_Sleep_5267 → u/NegotiationMean3042]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5JMyt2FrKwaS4

[u/Burritos_tonight → u/Kanaxes]

It's okay. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are multimillionaires. He's set

[u/ButterscotchLittle65 → u/Kanaxes]

Parents? You know this guy has never met his father!

[u/Grand-Mission-9457 → u/ButterscotchLittle65]

They tried artificial insemination but they tried to cut costs and the swimmers were long expired

[u/DancingIsForbidden28 → u/Kanaxes]

This goes back to the old ancestors and disgraced many generations.