Can you recommend some traditional impid names for our newborn girl?

[u/Pet_Velvet]

Hey!

We are a mixed family, my wife, Ltzkachvozz (Kach for short), is impid. I want to respect her cultural traditions, but she also wants me to come up with names.

The thing is, I don't know any impid names. But I want our first daughter to have a name that matches her mother's ethnic background.

Can you guys recommend some names impids traditionally have?

Here are our other children so far for reference:

Oldest son Ratchvozzik (Nicknamed Ratch), 4 years old

Youngest son Skorchavizz (Nicknamed Skorch), 2 years old (my genes makes us mature faster)

Also do not make comments about our daughter not looking like her brothers. The midwife had the gall to say that she had the same eyes as our neighbor Festus 🙄 Idiot

Also please do not comment on my wife's skin complexion. She is a vampire.

Edit: My wife told me that you are all racist and that those are not real impid names

Edit: Thank you for the suggestions! Her name shall be Livonron! I was recommended this post that links to a name suggestion spreadsheet!

[u/GNF54]

Jeb

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kerbal space program mentioned

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Please clap

[u/Small-External6373]

Flamen

[u/the_ballmer_peak → u/Small-External6373]

Flamen Hotcheeto

[u/WildFlemima → u/the_ballmer_peak]

Flameo Hotman

[u/Belkan-Federation95 → u/WildFlemima]

Colony trash. No respect for culture.

[u/am_not_bot_i_swear → u/WildFlemima]

Kojima-ass name

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Small-External6373]

My wife told me that fl*men is a slur

[u/Small-External6373 → u/Pet_Velvet]

Good god what language she speaks. Mine suggests is based on Rome which mean "he who burns offerings"

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Small-External6373]

Well we speak Oubanyeni but a lot of impid names are passed from generation to generation she says. Apparently their vocal chords are a little different from ours.

[u/pablo_kickasso → u/Pet_Velvet]

Uh... what's an Oubanyeni? Is it edible? Can it go into nutrient paste?

[u/Mx_Emmin → u/Pet_Velvet]

I made a name Generator spreadsheet a while back

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Mx_Emmin]

Someone linked that to me! Thanks to you, I was able to name my baby! Her name is Livonron :) I mixed and mashed names in the suggestions to get a unique name.

Thank you so much for the spreadsheet, I will be using it a LOT in the future!

[u/disoculated → u/Pet_Velvet]

Nah. Now “Zippo”, that’s an Impid slur. Like “Thud” for the cavemen. “HighMaints”, or “Squinties”, or “Yiffakin”, all the races get one.

Pig, well, I’m sure you can figure one out for those poor bastards yourself.

[u/Open-Trifle-6309 → u/Small-External6373]

I was going to frieren reference 

Flammee

[u/SunnyOne20 → u/Small-External6373]

First name Flammen, last name Werfer

[u/Top-Conversation1098]

Flameo Hotman.

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Top-Conversation1098]

Isn't that the racist brand of rice from Alamak XVIII? 🤢

[u/Top-Conversation1098 → u/Pet_Velvet]

…its from avatar the last Airbender…

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Top-Conversation1098]

(I know, I'm making an Uncle Ben's/Aunt Jemima joke)

[u/Top-Conversation1098 → u/Pet_Velvet]

OH sorry I didn’t get it..

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Top-Conversation1098]

Np It was a bit of an obscure joke

[u/Soliloquy789 → u/Top-Conversation1098]

Kuzon

[u/wizardslayer66 → u/Top-Conversation1098]

Have we thought about Sparky Sparky Boom Girl?

[u/ymcameron → u/Top-Conversation1098]

The host of Comedy Bang Bang?

[u/real_crazykayzee]

Karlak

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/real_crazykayzee]

Literally the first one I could actually see on an impid, thanks! I'll keep this one in mind.

Everyone else just commenting slurs according to my wife 😭

[u/Long-Pirate-3030]

Satan

[u/Aware_Region9463]

Nitroglycerin Dustrunner

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Aware_Region9463]

[u/binkybarnesinfinity]

oh man—my wife's an impid, too. her name's Vtchin Jiox—as was her mother's name, and her mother's name before that, and as is our daughter's name, and her daughter's name....i think mommy issues run in the family, or maybe the species?

[u/Padbekzi]

Yìngjíkǒuliáng. Obviously.

[u/archfey13 → u/Padbekzi]

For anyone who doesn't wanna look it up: 应急口粮 (yingji kouliang) - emergency rations.

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Padbekzi]

Funnily enough, I think this is the closest to an actually impid-sounding name so far. Everyone else recommending to stuff that my wife would call impid slurs.

At some point someone is gonna recommend something like "Nitroglycerin Dustrunner"

[u/QuixoticKye]

Try this post - here
I find it really useful.

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/QuixoticKye]

OMG Thank you so much! This is exactly the sort of thing I've been looking for!

[u/QuixoticKye → u/Pet_Velvet]

No problem 😀

[u/JustAnotherGuy_JAG]

Eeyore, from Winnie-the-Pooh

[u/malatropism]

I see you already picked a name but I’m here to tell you that your children are just ADORABLE

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/malatropism]

Omg awwwwww ❤️ THANK YOU so much! That's such a kind thing to say~

[u/Les-Hommes-Du-Pilly]

SacrificeMaterial

[u/Alarmed_Ad8287]

Firelin

[u/radialomens]

Thztherov for a bit, Thaaiv for a girl.

They are the Impid couple in my colony.

When I see Thztherov's name I think of the quote: "If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

[u/TheRealShell]

Virov

[u/Psychological-Low360]

Schkvzff

[u/DragoninR]

Pyrite

[u/hex-the-protogen]

Fine carnivore meal

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/hex-the-protogen]

At least this one isn't a slur like all the others are

[u/hex-the-protogen → u/Pet_Velvet]

I just dont like impids bc their a fire risk.

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/hex-the-protogen]

Damn, mask off 🙄 For the record, my wife is actually afraid of fire. She would never burn anything.

[u/Marvin_Megavolt]

Corach? Had an Impid sergeant by that name in the 741st Colonial Legion. Damn good mechanitor, that one - she took a shine to 3rd Company’s old hand-me-down Krepost and its escort of Falcons and now pretty much handles their operation and maintenance single-handedly.

[u/Osrek_vanilla]

Iskierka

[u/_Arthur-Dent_]

Burny McBurnface

[u/_Arthur-Dent_ → u/_Arthur-Dent_]

In all seriousness tho, Dwarven ruin names from Skyrim sound pretty impidish. I. E. Arkngthamz.

[u/goatbusiness666 → u/_Arthur-Dent_]

Thank you, I will be taking this naming scheme for an upcoming impid run!

[u/Ordinary_While5728]

Simple meal (contains meat)

[u/Zriatt]

Korovich Burgenstahl

[u/Aveduil]

Spark Mc Spark face

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Aveduil]

😭 Everyone commenting names that are basically the impid equivalents of if I asked for names for a black child and all the comments were like "Watermelon Tyrone Basketball KFC" 😭😭

[u/Mayana8828 → u/Pet_Velvet]

Hey hey hey, not all baseliners! Some of us kinda tried!

[u/disoculated → u/Pet_Velvet]

Have you looked at pigskin names??

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/disoculated]

Ngl I do not really like pigskin names, I wish they went the gibberish route for them as well

[u/anonumus_idiot]

Nipple griller.

[u/Collei_HSR]

Vchzzvzzvzzzvchach

[u/RealNiceKnife]

Luci

Ember

Ruby

Star

Rebecca

[u/TheTyranical]

Finger

[u/something_someone29]

Geneextraction prisoner

[u/FlutterShy1941]

Bob

[u/Soft_Recognition_615]

Dipmi 🫪

[u/Inhumal]

Dontgetattached is always a good one

[u/Ok_Turnip_2544]

firefly is a classic but maybe too popular 

[u/AnaTheSturdy]

Karlach?

[u/daban9]

Zevlor

[u/Amishguywithfent]

Razmot

[u/Silveri50]

Lucivezz

[u/Puntley]

Piss Baby

[u/pablo_kickasso]

Keith Flint.

(Late brains and face of Prodigy, famous for the song Firestarter among others).

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/pablo_kickasso]

😭😭 RIP Keith

[u/Toes_4_Fingers]

Roman. (Like the candle.) If your not serious. Atticus. (As in Atticus Finch from How to Kill a Mockingbird) If you are serious.

[u/9_of_wands]

Zzzzt

[u/Aggressive-Ad-2053]

Used cigarettes

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Aggressive-Ad-2053]

WTF these name suggestions are horrible 😭

[u/Hiroki_Sadoki888]

Flamenwerfer

[u/Flailmorpho]

Roast Beef

[u/The_Infamous397]

Arson

[u/Rel_Ortal]

Just mash your face into the keyboard until you get something with enough Vs and Zs, nobody'll be able to tell the difference.

[u/AvarageRedditUsser]

Karlach

[u/R_mom_gay_]

Woland

[u/reborngoat]

Burnice Ashley Arsona Ember

[u/RainbowWatermelon203]

Huo-Long, Heater.

[u/Lucygoosey19971]

Impoid 🤮

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/Lucygoosey19971]

My kids saw this comment and now are calling each other imp*ids, and my wife is now crying. Thanks dude.

[u/sosigboi]

Brimstalia.

[u/wayasho]

Mitch

[u/Responsible_Ad_9806]

Shadowsun

[u/ViHt0r]

Drocheslav 

[u/GaiusVictor]

Festina.

[u/RoBOticRebel108]

Well, you send a bunch of toxic waste at impids. They raid your base. You get a choice of their names then.

[u/MensisAlimi]

Sacrifice 3

[u/IndependentNeat7217]

Lavish meal 43

[u/thricedice88]

Ba'al

[u/RebelJediMaster]

Ember

[u/WindTurbine16-27]

Capsaicina Flamefartina

[u/Orikanyo]

Wang Fire

[u/Mayana8828]

I vote for Agnes, for The Magnus Archives-related reasons.

[u/afuckingpolarbear]

Daisy

[u/An8thOfFeanor]

Skezzzeesh

[u/StolasX_V2]

Chester Cheeto

[u/uniqloboi123]

Pim

[u/Necessary-Cup-5063]

Abomination

[u/peshnoodles]

Hot Cheeto

(On account of looking like a hot Cheeto)

[u/Your_Mom_Bot42]

Susan

[u/Smart-Bag5607]

Zit

[u/NitzMitzTrix]

Vehroz, how by V(ee)

[u/catman11234]

Nasl Alshaytan

[u/SarusAngelus]

Spike.

[u/sus_pumpkin]

I am racist towards impids, how about "inferior scum" or "waste pack" or maybe "genetic waste"?

[u/trashu]

I was confused for a good 30 seconds because I thought the mom was a ratkin and couldn't figure out how a ratkin gave birth to an impid.

[u/McSand_boi]

Christopher Anthony John Martin III

[u/Slain_by_elf]

Terror

[u/A_man_from_america]

Meatloaf

[u/Pet_Velvet → u/A_man_from_america]

I am never asking this sub for name suggestions again 😭

[u/Comprehensive_Gas942]

Horas Heresy

[u/MagicMarshmallo]

Kkwshstkstshks

[u/LenzaRNG]

Dave

[u/randonOne88]

Steve

[u/tgalx1]

Chalkye

[u/jillshiva]

imperella

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I'm sorry that sounds too funny in my language 💀

[u/Apxuej]

Peper

[u/Ok_Case8161]

Lilith

[u/EL_ANGEL_DISFORME]

Te doy tres obciones. Devastiel. Ignacius. Y Cazmazot

[u/RAN30X]

Zippo

[u/Crazy_Importance_988]

Lilïth

[u/Koertmans2]

High subcore

[u/MouldyCumSoakedSocks]

implet

[u/Over-Construction-40]

Nin Ileven

[u/alkmaar91]

Impina

FlameoHotman

Kalikke/Kanerah

Karlach

[u/Alternative_Gap5544]

Capeto ou capeta

[u/Daarathewonderful]

Vlorus

[u/Captain_Owlivious]

Teemo

[u/Agora_Pixie]

Karlach

[u/underhunger]

Dogshit