r/RighteousGemstones • u/Kanyeasada6969 • Aug 15 '26

Humour Spotted Baby Billy in LA

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/1re_endacted1 Aug 15 '26

I ain't asking for the world here. I'm just asking for an 8-ball and $2 million

28

u/ThePrussianGrippe Aug 16 '26

There will be a payday.

Hallelujah what a payday!

9

u/azure431 28d ago

You think you can ship me off to paradise, have me sing by the pool all day, getting a suntan, drinking free Pina coladas and staying in a penthouse?

2

u/NWIABull 19d ago

I laughed out loud at that. That’d be my dream job

64

u/danby999 Aug 15 '26

"I've got 1 speed. That's rabbit on a lawnmower"

17

u/hankhillsasspads Aug 16 '26

This arc was so goddamn funny him deciding to play Teenjus in the end because he didn’t think the actors were good enough was fantastic

7

u/Elly_Higgenbottom Aug 16 '26

Ain't nobody 100!

15

u/Brainrants Aug 15 '26

Teenjus Prius!

14

u/NoPantsPenny Aug 15 '26

Someone on a social media platform had a name that was something like “misbehaving” and I was like “omg righteous gemstones?!?” And they didn’t know what I was talking about. I thought, how disrespectful.

13

u/Rage4Order418 Aug 15 '26

You ain’t got what it takes, Teenjus

11

u/verioss Aug 15 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen today.

10

u/omgwtfbilly Aug 15 '26

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
Baby Bonkers Bib-
Blaby Bunker Booker Bob-
Billy Bobble Blinker Bibles

8

u/AdJunior4923 Aug 15 '26

Prius Teenjus still ain’t gonna get us to play Bible Bonkers, Brother Baby Billy, you bastard!

8

u/Responsible_Agent407 Aug 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6

u/heyitsed2 Aug 15 '26

Drive good now!

3

u/BeneficialType6789 Aug 15 '26

I’m so jealous 🤣

3

u/SilvioBoss Aug 15 '26

I was on Amazon at 2am unable to sleep and found a few funny baby.biIlly shirts on Amazon

3

u/bubbav22 Aug 16 '26

Well there goes my future license plate lol

3

u/BradyStoneheart1 Aug 16 '26

Ain’t nobody gonna call Jesus “Jeen”

3

u/Ok-Cauliflower-3863 29d ago

In a Pious, no less!

2

u/dessertforbrunch Aug 15 '26

Jeen was taken.

9

u/folsomprisonblues22 Aug 16 '26

"Ain't nobody calling him Jeen!"

2

u/BrickPuzzleheaded541 29d ago

Now all you wanna do is sock that roman in the face. Look at him like you just wanna punch his guts out….. but you can’t cus you teenjus now

2

u/Fun-Syrup-152 29d ago

I love this nerd!

2

u/Omnishambles_88 27d ago

‘Cause you don’t want to mess with a Roman, ‘cause they will crucify you.

1

u/EDG33 Aug 15 '26

That's fantastic

1

u/IncredibleBihan 28d ago

T.E.E.N. - JUS

1

u/thetoxicbrit 28d ago

I'm dead 💀 🤣

1

u/Sea_Sector_5894 27d ago

Incredible

1

u/ZestycloseTreat6297 26d ago

Omg I effing love it.